Cletus “Pickles” Darnell

Livin the American Dream. Father. Son. Patriot. Love the taste of victory and grits. PAC12 till I die.

[Cletus “Pickles” Darnell @thePickle48483]

@BryerDallas Vag coming in with the MOST PATHETIC attempt at a comeback I’ve ever seen—TOTAL DISASTER! you’re out here swinging like a toddler with a pool noodle. Obsessed, desperate, and completely HUMILIATED. Ask mommy to unplug the Wi-Fi and save you from further embarrassment.
Get pickled

[Cletus “Pickles” Darnell @thePickle48483]

CRUSHED Jackson Vag @BryerDallas in a brutal Twitter battle- total embarrassment for him. Kid came in with weak facts, zero stamina. Maybe stick to recess, Jackson. Adults are talking! Give the phone back to mommy- it’s your bedtime #MAGA #takeamericaback

[Cletus “Pickles” Darnell @thePickle48483]

@BryerDallas @pamelalovesgod7 Cant think of anything new to say? How about you stop copying and pasting your old comments, untangle your side locks, put down your kippah, and hit the weight room. Wouldn’t want the wind to knock you over.
Get pickled.

[Cletus “Pickles” Darnell @thePickle48483]

@BryerDallas Not man enough to answer my other reply, Jackson Vag? I feel bad for trolling a middle schooler. No wonder you can’t reply after 9 pm. Is this your mom’s or dad’s phone that you’re on?

[Cletus “Pickles” Darnell @thePickle48483]

@BryerDallas @pamelalovesgod7 Looks like someone got one too many Covid boosters. Or maybe you forgot to take your crazy pills this morning after you kissed your boyfriend good bye. Either way, suspicious of you to bring up dick AGAIN. Has your boyfriend not given you an action lately?
Get pickled.

[Cletus “Pickles” Darnell @thePickle48483]

@BryerDallas @pamelalovesgod7 Is your pledge master okay with your “situation”? If he is, then your school must be full of pansies and snowflakes. You sound soft just like your pledge master after he’s had his way with you.
Get pickled.

[Cletus “Pickles” Darnell @thePickle48483]

@BryerDallas @pamelalovesgod7 How about you take him out of your mouth before you talk to me like that. Didn’t you get taught not to talk with your mouth full. Only people that can’t bench the barbell act like you. Lift some weights pipsqueak.
Get pickled.

[Cletus “Pickles” Darnell @thePickle48483]

@BryerDallas @pamelalovesgod7 Does your boyfriend speak for you now? You’re making your case less believable. I’m glad you came out of the closet to join the discussion little bro. A man like you doesn’t drive cause he has his head in the drivers lap.
Get pickled.

[Cletus “Pickles” Darnell @thePickle48483]

@BryerDallas @pamelalovesgod7 Dallas, genuinely shocked you swayed that way, going through your page i pegged you as more of a backwards mechanic. Perplexed

[Cletus “Pickles” Darnell @thePickle48483]

Woke up missing the PAC12. Such a shame those cowards in the SEC did away with it. #runthedamnball