Pixie Paige

Educator, Kinkster, Hiker, Exhibitionist, Poly, Gluten-free, Paleo Wannabe, Mommy of Rats and Sugar Gliders

[Pixie Paige @Thepixiepaige]

@zillowgonewild The hours spent painting the ceilings alone! I hope they find the right eccentric buyer that can enjoy it.

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@zillowgonewild Cleaned off the all the surfaces except said nope to putting away anything on the vanity 😆

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@zillowgonewild What do the owners have against comfortable seating?! I think that’s 13 hard chairs and a miserable bench in one room!

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@zillowgonewild His and Hers tubs? They both must have loved soaking in the tub at the same time but at different water temperatures?!?! I can’t think why else you’d need two right by each other. Cold plunge?

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@zillowgonewild I love that it looks like they used the space for live music and it was enjoyed by many!

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@HelpATeacher Vacation places should still make these! Bring them back!

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@zillowgonewild Oh hell no!!
How does anyone relax there? Or have children over? And then all pastel floral in the bedrooms. Bizarre.

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@zillowgonewild WTF with the first unit?! Gotta wonder what kind of person lives there. But not in a want to actually meet them kind of way #creepyaf

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@manwhohasitall They’re fun to draw! I mean who would want to draw a penis? They’re just gross. Even classical artists just faded that area to something prepubescent and soft focus!

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@peppersagooddog @manwhohasitall And also clearly not as important. I mean who really cares about penises?

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@zillowgonewild I feel like this rug is failing to “tie the room together” work expected of it.

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@zillowgonewild Elevator is giving pneumatic mail tube vibes!

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@SaritaTambayong @zillowgonewild Or a face lift!

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@zillowgonewild This bit doesn’t match the rest of the decor. Just sayin’

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@samir @AllieTheEditor And trade them very carefully like that scene with Indiana Jones so we don’t set off any booby traps.

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@zillowgonewild Possibly the first time you’ve featured an ORANGE (with pastel turquoise) master bedroom. #choicesweremade

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@zillowgonewild The craziness of not having street access and having to bring everything in on those stairs! That seems like it would get old quickly.

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@zillowgonewild I bet that yard is beautiful in the summer with all the greenery and vines. Right now all the bare branches make it look haunted.

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@TerribleMaps In case you were wondering if women had achieved equality with men in politics globally (spoiler: not even close).