Alex Becszlko

I’m best at making myself laugh. Hopefully you’ll laugh a little too

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

If autocorrect keeps changing pissed to kissed I will literally find whoever is responsible and kiss on your grave

[Benjamin Hochman @hochman]

Cardinals manager Oli Marmol loved the energy at Busch Stadium in the 11th-inning win.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF
TWIST IT 'ROUND YOUR HEAD
SPIN IT LIKE A HELICOPTER

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

SIMON BECHER IS BAD

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

“Denial of a goal scoring opportunity” and “Simon Becher” don’t belong in the same sentence

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

START JOYNER ON SUNDAY FOR ALL CHRISTS SAKE @stlCITYsc please

[Michael @ChatCityTactics]

🎶 Get out of my club
Get out of my cluuuuuubbbb
Diego Gigliani
Get out of my club 🎶

#AllForCITY

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

Damn they’re REALLY good at photoshop

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

Chiefs are hiring Eric Bieniemy as their new OC, per @Schultz_Report

Bieniemy was previously with KC from 2013-22

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

@stlCITYsc You know what doesn’t elevate the city? Low attendance due to not investing in the squad that actually plays with the badge on their chests.

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

@stlCITYsc I swear if you let Josh Sargent play in the MLS not for City I will never forgive you

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇨🇦 EXCL: Toronto FC send official bid to Norwich for Josh Sargent worth $18m fee.

Negotiations underway as #NCFC are in talks over deal details. Sargent could head to the MLS soon.

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

@ChatCityTactics Reveal yourself

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

Can’t stand when the internet is mean to my boy @PFTCommenter

[Kolohe @DaHawaiianDude]

@MadHatter_LJ @PhilCredible @BadManDiesel_ That fat lesbian mad hatter is back 😂

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

@jake_reeves22 Congrats, I’m so proud of you!

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

@ChatCityTactics lol Totland at LB too

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

@ChatCityTactics Glad we broke our transfer record to have him sit on the bench

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

BREAKING NEWS: Hany Mukhtar missed team bus due to not being able to get out of Fallou Fall’s pocket

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

@willbrattonstl Gotta have quality set pieces first…

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

Is this the same guy who took a multiple month long sabbatical from the game and then expected to be handed a World Cup roster spot after his country mates grinded out qualifying without him? Couldn’t be, right?

[GOLZ @golz_tv]

Landon Donovan, who was a pundit for today’s Spain v Portugal game, took shots at USMNT players sitting this summer out 😳

“This is what it means to represent your country. If you don’t want to take it seriously as a professional soccer player and someone who gets the opportunity to wear the jersey, then don’t come in,” Donovan said while looking at Portuguese players celebrating.

“[Cristiano Ronaldo] is 40 years old, he played a long season, he was out there grinding and got hurt in the process. And I can’t help but think about our guys on vacation not wanting to play in Gold Cup. It’s pissing me off.”

In the post-match interview, Portugal’s Bruno Fernandes was asked where players get the strength to play after a long season. He answered that playing for your country is a dream for every player and that’s it. Donovan loved that answer.

“I’m beating a dead horse but I don’t care. I care about this country and I care about our national team. We don’t have enough of that, what you just heard. We need more of that leading into the Gold Cup and World Cup,” Donovan said following Fernandes’ interview.

“Our fans have that passion. We read it every day on Twitter. We see it in the stands. They want to feel that and they want their players to feel that too. These guys [Portuguese players] feel it.”

[via FOX Sports]

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

@ChatCityTactics Memba when Olof subbed on Xande Silva and Becher for Klauss and Durkin when we were up 1? I memba

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

@RoccSTL Face it, Olof is a tactical genius 😅

[Alex Becszlko @thepoorBezos]

It’s almost as if……coaches usually make subs at the 60’ mark. Just a sign of an incompetent manager

[Matt Baker @MattBakerSTL]

In their last 4 MLS matches, @stlCITYsc has allowed 9 goals after the 60’ mark and 1 goal before that mark.

This #AllForCITY team under Olof and his staff have become an extreme liability in the final third of matches.