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Headlines we'd like to see. (Disambiguation: York UK Press is @YorkPress; New Zealand Press is @PressNewsroom)

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Putin wins yet another battle in war on democracy: Gets puppet @POTUS and half of U.S. to "stand" against freedom. Sad. #TakeAKneeNFL

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@realDonaldTrump Trump updates Art of Deal: "If I owe $100 it's my prob. If I owe Russian bank $1 billion, its the U.S.'s problem."

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Putin wins another battle in war on democracy: @FoxNews falls, becomes Putin's puppet. @GOP #Hannity @POTUS #Trump2020

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Breaking news: @realDonaldTrump stubs toe on White House couch, blames Obama.

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@realDonaldTrump announces free Trump Steaks with each enrollment of Trumpcare.

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Continued coverage: @FoxNews on autopilot, keeps targeting Clinton and Obama forgetting who won 2016 election. @realDonaldTrump

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@POTUS travels to MI to remind everyone who was at the helm when GM was saved.

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Just in: @realDonaldTrump tax leak to @NBCNews traced to someone named #JohnMiller. @POTUS claims fake but flips to "very real" next day.

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Real @nypost Headline: @POTUS warns healthcare may not get better or cheaper for a while, like not till @realDonaldTrump is out of office.

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Just In: @EPAScottPruitt reveals he's a frog in boiling water while @POTUS revels in yet another distraction.

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Breaking news: @POTUS defects to #russia to avoid prosecution. @realDonaldTrump and @Snowden become roomies and besties.

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Just in: Leaker Found. White House discovers old man hovered over forbidden phone in middle of night tweeting secrets. #leakgate @POTUS

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News Update: @realDonaldTrump continues to delegitimize the election he won. Sad (or insecure) guy!

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Live Coverage: @realDonaldTrump @POTUS shares strategy for combating the growing ISIS navy.

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Headline: @POTUS continues following Communist Manifesto playbook, hides nationalization of businesses in new tax plan. #DominoTheory

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Headline: @POTUS uses double negative to distract public from the fact that he's actually increasing the size of government.

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Summary: FBI leaks on @POTUS, @Reince Priebus cleans up. #leakgate

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This just in: In effort to upstage Emanuel & Obama, @realDonaldTrump proposes 2nd #Chicago Trump tower (w casino) near Calumet river.

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Honoring his wives and Broadway @realDonaldTrump extols:"...immigrants make my sex life great, tremendous, they get the job done." #CPAC2017

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#leakgate https://t.co/Y7JAFskxMC

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@Disgrazia4 @JordanUhl @realDonaldTrump HAHAHA.... every mention of "leaks" makes me think #PeePeeTape or #DependsforMen