Jeff Priskorn

Actor, voice artist, musician, craft beer proselyte & Cicerone Certified Beer Server, improviser, Curious Jack and Sometimes the Monkey founder.

[Jeff Priskorn @ThePriskorn]

I really dislike how all restaurant ads and loyalty club emails assume that I have a “crew”. As in, “Get your crew and join us for specialty steak skewers!.” Like what, I’m a moving company or landscaping magnate?

[Jeff Priskorn @ThePriskorn]

As a voice over artist, you see lots of weird, contradictory, impossible directions for auditions. Today’s was fun! Direction: “Approachable.” Partial copy: “Loss of toes, feet, or legs.”

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Yes, I may be old man yelling at clouds. But can anyone tell me why they would leave their Venmo transactions public? Yay, so you split a pizza with Leo. That’s like the lamest status update ever. Heck, I don’t even let my wife look at the checkbook!

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Maybe I’ve missed the nicknames or memes, but why aren’t these being called #DingDongs?
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@stoney16 Even years after the Curious Jack gigs we did with you and Wojo, I’d run into Jamie around Troy, and he’d always remember my name. Just an awesome human! Miss him big time.

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@GingerWildheart I never got my cd or shirt.

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As a completely healthy person, I never even dream about doing half of the activities that show up in all of these weird drug commercials. Ziplining? Flamenco dancing?Yoga? Going out to dinner? Uh, no.

[Jeff Priskorn @ThePriskorn]

Well… the ‘84 Tigers first had to lose the AL East to the ‘83 Orioles. The Bad Boys had to go through the Celtics and Lakers. The Wings had to lose to the Devils and Avalanche before winning in ‘’97 & “98. You can’t just get to the grail without going through heck before.

[Jeff Priskorn @ThePriskorn]

@RoundRecords Still waiting on ICFTN. 2 years later.

[Jeff Priskorn @ThePriskorn]

What’s a good eye wash station without some refreshing paint thinner? New surprises at work every day!

[Sometimes the Monkey @SomeMonkeyMusic]

Tomorrow we’ll be recording more base tracks for our second album, and… we’ll be shooting a new cover song for our Biffree’s Cozy Cover Cafè series. Stay tuned and keep listening and streaming our debut album on all the services! Xoxo

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[Sometimes the Monkey @SomeMonkeyMusic]

Let’s all agree that every night this weekend is a Beer Drinkin’ Night, shall we?

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#DetroitRockCity #IndieMusic

[Jeff Priskorn @ThePriskorn]

They never show us the next comic strip panel wherein the ostrich is lying dead and bloated from suffocating on the pint glass. Odd. #zoology

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@jasonbieler @SomeMonkeyMusic

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@RoundRecords @RyanFoley_ Emailed you directly several days ago. Still nothing. Please advise. Thanksyou.

[Jeff Priskorn @ThePriskorn]

@RoundRecords I ordered the ICFTN CD bundle with a t-shirt on 12 June 2022. I’ve received the digital albums but when can I expect the physical copies and my shirt?

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@RyanFoley_ @RoundRecords Still waiting myself. Seems far overdue.

[Jeff Priskorn @ThePriskorn]

Next Tuesday, 7/4, at 6 pm, @SomeMonkeyMusic will be premiering the third video from our upcoming album, "When You Comin' Home?". It's our ode to our furry little friends and we hope you LOVE it!

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#Puppies #Pets #BestFriends #HeartStrings #SarahMcLachlan

[Jeff Priskorn @ThePriskorn]

MARK YOUR CALENDARS NOW!
#indiemusic #garageband #americana
#comedy

[Jeff Priskorn @ThePriskorn]

Nelson Saigon hops are amazing! This is totally a dry white wine pale/cream ale w/ a nice hit of citrus. - Drinking a Wild White Cream Ale by One Drop Brewing Company @ One Drop Brewing Company — https://t.co/vbLOndeCvf

[Jeff Priskorn @ThePriskorn]

A very interesting grassy melon hop nose. Moderate body & carbonation. Similar finish, a really unique pale ale. Great job! - Drinking a Melonbier by One Drop Brewing Company @ One Drop Brewing Company — https://t.co/julgngbh9d