TheProf

You know how it is...

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@itsangiepangiee It's code for "This is the simplified view - it's going to get much worse very quickly" :)

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@itsangiepangiee It's because you didn't accept the aforementioned tracking app request probably :)

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@itsangiepangiee *Ahem!* Shhhhhh...

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Wonder what lawsuit happened that resulted in Kraft needing to explicitly state that peanut butter contains peanuts.

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Sign it's a long day - on my desk is my charger, phone, and stack of Post-it Notes. Tried to plug the Post-its into the charger #OhMan.

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Spent the day on South Beach in Miami-Dade. No sign of Horatio Caine *puts on sunglasses* guess it's a case of MIA-mi #YEEEAAAAAAHHH!

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Miami beach.Overheard 1.5 hrs of a girl begging parents to go to a party tonight.Stomps off whining. Dad turns to me "You want a teenager?"

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At 2nd Cup.Woman asks if I'm saving the seat for anyone. I respond "my wife is joining us", unconsciously pointing to my Blackberry. #addict

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How in this day & age do people still use the washroom & don't wash their hands! Wish this Far-side cartoon existed: http://bit.ly/hYzvPS

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Figured out my issue with Twitter: I like proper sentence structure, correct grammar and punctuation in my text, but doing so I run out...

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Note to self. No matter how loud your car stero is, no one will stare at you until you start to sing loudly.

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