Patrick Trueman

Hardest man in Walford. Flat out raver and the best fingers in the west. If you're one of #TruemansTargets you will be #Truemanated

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

@p_ohanlon anyone that shags a Mitchell isn't worth bothering with mate. Just remember that. #MissPiggy

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

Cora talks to me like that again and i'll fist the cunt over the dead people's clothes.

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

Jack after Cora is he? Cheeky bent cop. Slap he'll have.

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

Anybody got some #TitsForTrueman ?

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

Anybody got some #ArseForTrueman ?

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

@MistressMary666 My booty is large and round @ThePTrueman would you like to bury your face in it sometime? *After Norris has been there?*

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

@itsonlys0phie Miles away maaan. You'll have to spend the night in Kim's Palace. I'll sort a room out. #TruemansTopNights

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

Why don’t women need watches?
There’s a clock on the stove. #SexistTrueman

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

What should you do if you find a woman lying in a ditch at the side of the road?
Ask her why she left the kitchen. #SexistTrueman

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
She was a woman. #SexistTrueman

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb, the other to suck my dick. #TerribleTrueman

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. #SexistTrueman

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

What do you give a paedophile who has everything?
A bigger parish! #TerribleTrueman

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

Three Celtic fans walk into a bar... A priest, a poof and a paedophile... And that was just the first one. #TerribleTrueman

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

Did you hear about the Jewish paedophile?
He comes out from the bushes and says, "Hey little boy, want to buy some sweets?" #TerribleTrueman

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

Paying Shanice a fiver to beat up Tiffany because she's the ugliest fucking kid alive. #BullyAGinger

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

@itsonlys0phie I've had my pension today. You're lucky. Where you at baby girl?

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

Gonna hunt for Bianca and throw my shit at her because she wears the same silver coat all the time and her kids are ugly. #BullyAGinger

[Patrick Trueman @ThePTrueman]

@itsonlys0phie @ThePTrueman go for it! *Taxi is on it's way my dear.*