The Purple Mane

Mike. Chez. Ryan. Orlando City supporters. Podcast makers. Footie junkies. Listen on iTunes ( or Stitcher (

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The best clubs in the world envied him. He was amongst the greatest of his generation. We were fortunate to call him ours. #ObrigadoKaká

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Is now a good time to say we didn’t want this ugly cup in our trophy cabinet anyways? I mean it even has MLS is back emblazoned on it, so...

*ducks to avoid several projectiles*

#UglyCup

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We’ll check back in later down the road peeps. It was the opposite of fortuitous. If only we had Pedro...

[Vale FC 🤌 ⚽️ @vcantweet]

Well that sucked.

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Looking like we were not that person with the aforementioned extremity. Shit.

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HT 1-1: All square. Everyone got crazy sweaty. Valeri played a decent ball and Nani played a marginally more decent ball. Probably gonna be something similar in half number two. Which person will put an extremity out and touch a half decent ball at the right moment?

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So. Many. Top knots.

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Imbibed is a broad term meant to cover everything from injections in the butt to drops in the eye. Let’s just get some more red blood cells flowing and lactic acidosis disappearing. Whatever it takes.

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Fellas if there was ever a game to have imbibed the PEDs ahead of time, this was it. Keep sprinting even if your legs legitimately fall off.

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The easiest thing to do in soccer...marking. What a disaster there from OC.

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Yucky

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Lookin good fellas. You string enough good decisions together and you’ll like the outcome.

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Get the shiny players some electrolytes RIGHT NOW

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@CitySoccerTalk Why. Don’t. We. Rocket. League? 🚀

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@CitySoccerTalk 👀

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@CitySoccerTalk 🎮

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Jimmeny poop that is beautiful

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Make the pain of losing go away drink: rum, Walmart passion fruit juice, luigis Italian ice as ice cubes...

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Come, unleash a piledriver from 47 yards and claim your rightful place next to the Tijuana Flats guy in the Orlando pantheon.

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Darwin Ceren where are you?

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Serious Eminem 8 mile vibes right now fellas. One shot. Once in a lifetime yo.