ThePythonSlayer

Appreciating class over cock, sense over swag, empathy over ego, and chivalry over shits.

[ThePythonSlayer @ThePythonSlayer]

#BroCode: Don't treat girls with too much respect, because then you might actually be considered a nice guy. #GodForbid

[Brotips @brotips]

#1436. While making out, gradually pushing her face towards your lap does not increase your chances of getting head. #brotips

[ThePythonSlayer @ThePythonSlayer]

"@Women's: The phrase "What a dick" has totally different meaning when it is said in the bedroom."

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

The phrase "What a dick" has totally different meaning when it is said in the bedroom.

[Lamebook @lamebook]

I wish Facebook offered "accept", "ignore", and "f*ck off!"

[ThePythonSlayer @ThePythonSlayer]

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

[ThePythonSlayer @ThePythonSlayer]

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

[ThePythonSlayer @ThePythonSlayer]

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

[ThePythonSlayer @ThePythonSlayer]

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

[ThePythonSlayer @ThePythonSlayer]

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't. #Truth

[ThePythonSlayer @ThePythonSlayer]

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one. #LoveHurts #WorthItInTheEnd

[ThePythonSlayer @ThePythonSlayer]

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece. #PracticeMakesPerfect

[ThePythonSlayer @ThePythonSlayer]

@girlposts So True!

[ThePythonSlayer @ThePythonSlayer]

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.