Madam Noir

allegedly.

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

I got a youth pastor fired recently. 🥰

[Zack James @Zack_James94]

Cute puppy booed at Diarrhea Forever event

[leyla 🍒 @mrswamsbsgans]

the tradwife epidemic cannot get to me cuz i detest house work, id genuinely rather look at an excel sheet all day long

[🦋 @leftunsents]

next piercing is gonna be a bullet through my skull

[🦀 @Gminds_]

"ai will replace you" id like to see ai experience constant suicidal ideation

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail😭

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

don't ask ai. ask me. i can also drink a ton of water & tell you the wrong answer

[حمزة 𓂆 @probablyhamza]

The weather is so hot so here's a list of things you need to watch out for:
1. how you speak to me

[vanney @UneVanessa]

this is frying me😭😭

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

Weird I thought it was the genocide.

[ひ @yslheru]

pay day feel more like a punishment when rent due in 2 days

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The dumbest argument against vaccines is that you don’t see the diseases anymore. That’s literally the fucking point.

[jess @abolish_jess]

i’m not the worst off financially but i do think if an upper class person swapped places with me for a month they’d k*ll themselves

[💋𝓜𝓲𝓭𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 🌑 @nemuriwi]

My boobs are so big because that’s where I store all of my anger

[꙳•✡︎ @CELLPHONECRYING]

how are cows and chickens not extinct? we eat them mfs like bags of chips

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this will be used against student protesters before it will be used to protect students from school shooters

[baby m @mmell_xx]

I’m the queen of no bra. I am not putting that shit on 😭

[miia @miiagarro]

i know dictatorships are bad, but maybe if we try with ME in charge it'll be different

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Petition to start naming heatwaves after oil companies and wildfires after their CEO's.

[solé @layxsnv]

Normalize keeping a paid off car til the wheels fall off. Cars are for transportation, not proving yourself.