Janey Bell

Writer, playwright, performer, satirist, dork.
TikTok: @janeythebell

[Janey Bell @TheR00mie]

It's a whole new era, welcome to the first Judge Janey video, where I talk about Netflix, the entertainment industry as a whole, and the hidden gem y'all should watch. Let's go!
#GirlFromNowhere
Judge Janey VS Netflix ft. Girl From Nowhere https://t.co/Dem5E6gVtp via @YouTube

[Janey Bell @TheR00mie]

It's 2004, there's a new game coming out called Fable, and we're at war in the Middle East.

It's 2026, there's a new version of a game called Fable coming out, and we're at war in the Middle East.

9-31 and I'm back at square one

[Janey Bell @TheR00mie]

I have a dishwasher.
I have officially leveled up in adulthood.
LOOK MA, NO HANDS 😭

[Janey Bell @TheR00mie]

DID A THING
LOOK LOOK LOOK
Gage Your Interest - Limitations https://t.co/BeSj7lD0zB via @YouTube

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@RSTYCG My favorite shop in the city
https://t.co/gqDLmbv6f5
Lots of great theatre and comedy off the Belmont red line stop too

[Janey Bell @TheR00mie]

I'm just saying, if there's hopscotch on the sidewalk in front of me, I'm gonna hop.
Go around me.

[Janey Bell @TheR00mie]

I'm convinced that people who complain about office jobs have not experienced a shitty service/retail job because this is literally the best.

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@phallicweapon oh god this is gonna be stuck in my head

[Janey Bell @TheR00mie]

It's been 24 hours but I'm still thinking about this jalapeno that rolled in front of my bus yesterday from nowhere.
Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
Where did you come from, Jalapeno?

[Janey Bell @TheR00mie]

Yay my house didn't burn down!

[Janey Bell @TheR00mie]

#Hollywood #wildfire

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Did the CEO shooter kill to get free healthcare in prison or nah?

[Janey Bell @TheR00mie]

Pour one out for my Xbox One, who, after more than ten years of loyal service and multiple cross-country moves, stopped reading discs.
R.I.P.

[Janey Bell @TheR00mie]

Started using Duolingo to brush up on my French and now I'm having this recurring dream where some lost French person asks me for help, but I get utterly confused and overwhelmed, before someone smarter cucks the conversation.

It's been 11 days.

Mon dieu.

[Janey Bell @TheR00mie]

Do you hear that?
It's the sound of millions of buttholes clenching across the country.
Scrunch.

[Janey Bell @TheR00mie]

@magog_morskar I have!

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@KamenJess that is the WEIRDEST design

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Can somebody explain why my cat runs like the cops are after her every time she takes a dump?

WE'VE GOT A RUNNER

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@MarlonWayans Please tell me you're gonna use the "I can smell your nappy pussy" line from that new awful movie The Deliverance

[Janey Bell @TheR00mie]

I could never take a man's last name.
Mine has such a great ring to it!

[Janey Bell @TheR00mie]

Ever since I won a kazoo at an arcade I haven't been able to stop myself from playing kazoo versions of Skyrim music as I play.