Swaggy_Cat

🇺🇸💪MAGA, Pro2A. Go Bucs, 'Stros, Bolts, and Hook'em Horns 🤘

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@_josephine0_ Now that men can get pregnant, he's gonna be raising that baby all on his own. But it will be his whole world!

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@6onYoBtch @whitecheezpasta 🔥🔥👏👏

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@AndrewZywiecMD @elonmusk WTF? I never see it, and I actually hunt it down. And it still doesn't populate on my home screen. WTF you been looking at? 😬

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@triciabase This got a follow! 👏👏

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@MrAJCato @Buccaneers Not me, I'm behaving like a crazy ex. Sure, I'm saying all the right stuff "I hope he's happy" "I hope he wins a SB", etc. But really I'm watching, hoping he drops that pass, and the 9'ers go 3-14.

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@michaelschwab13 Agree! Him, Parades, and that pitcher who's name I can't spell, might be top 5 trades in all of sports! For 1 year of crybaby Tucker, Dana cooked on that one

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@MicrophoneMilo If Carlos Beltran is in the HoF, then no reason to deny Altuve.

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@BenOndaTop Me too! Go 'Stros! But I can't help but notice the M's and A's series to close out the season. 😬

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@michaelschwab13 We have the tie breaker over the Rangers, so it's a 4 game lead. 😎

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@gregauman @spotrac Nevermind, I see you have a follow up post that answered this. Thank you! 🏴‍☠️💪

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@gregauman @spotrac @gregauman , can you clarify. Does the three year extension include this season, or starting after this season? So this year+3, or just 3? Thanks

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@gregauman Thank you!

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@Airaswe If you know this for a fact, you should call ICE immediately and tell them where she is!

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@YoAdrienne1968 Calm down, you're being emotional.

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@MAGAMichelleS69 Does this case mean we can we go back to calling the Dr on our wives for being"emotional" or "hysterical" and get them locked up for the weekend? Those were the days.

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@Old_SchoolEddie If those babies weren't white, she would be absolutely hated. Declared MAGA or white supremist.

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@brianmctaggart I loved that NBC showed a Mets fan in a Beltran jersey while they were booing Altuve! Well done NBC, well done! 👏👏

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@AmiriKing If she gets found not guilty, I'm hoping we can go back to world where I can call a doctor on my wife for being "hysterical" or now emotional, and get her locked up for a 48hr break.

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@Sassafrass_84 "It's just the disposable and fruity flavored ones". Yeah, that's how it always starts.

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@Godfatherparte2 As someone who has made a living from the hospitality industry, I always tip. But I wouldn't even walk into a place that had this on the front. Most people do tip, this is totally tasteless and guilt tripping. It's also a very public statement of how badly you pay your staff.