randy

below average, overly pessimistic | Jesse Minter loather

[randy @THErandyjohn]

@camoflaugecrocs @juancuadrado555 Welcome back, Sonny. Be sure to hit the Villager this weekend

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@Size10Clifton9 Wrangler only answer

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@mari88303 Your life sounds like it’s hell

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@FutureThatIsAku This makes me want to Lindsey Clancy myself

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@DefiyantlyFree POV female doesn’t understand hard work and has too many kids

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@kodakvandy You shut your damn mouth

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I want this girl to get in an argument with my wife so my wife can beat the living shit out of her

[Stoolies Page @StooliesPage]

#VIVA

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@mari88303 You’re just gonna get homeless guys asking you to spit on them

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@AAM_Junior @lookoutsfan fuck you!

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See yall in Vegas

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@kodakvandy Clark was reaming into her when she didn’t know how much time was left at the end of the game

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@CPA_Doug69 Tip dox

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@kodakvandy Good seeing Vanderbilt burners are still active

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@MavsMuse Zaza Pachulia snub

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“Unfortunately we’ve decided to seek other candidates at this time”

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@mari88303 Mari hang up the cleats

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My favorite party trick is not talking to the women around me and peeling my beer label

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Average planet fitness couple

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@Size10Clifton9 You’re forgiven Clifton

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@Size10Clifton9 Tried to get the crew at monkey bar tonight but they opted for Mico west village instead👎