Scuba Steve

I will rock you

[Scuba Steve @TheRattlerAB]

#AustinBarber is always on the naughty list....... Merry Christmas ladies.

[Scuba Steve @TheRattlerAB]

#AustinBarber climbed up a wall. #AustinBarber had a great fall. All of the nurses and hospital men, couldn't stop him from drinking again!

[Scuba Steve @TheRattlerAB]

#AustinBarber doesn't watch the news... He makes it.

[Scuba Steve @TheRattlerAB]

Women want him... Men want him, dead. A day in the life of #AustinBarber

[Scuba Steve @TheRattlerAB]

Everyone at #AustinBarber's favorite bar knows him by first and last name... He never knows theirs. #sorrysir

[Scuba Steve @TheRattlerAB]

#AustinBarber always has tail between his legs.

[Scuba Steve @TheRattlerAB]

Taking is too easy... But that's the way it is, but not when you're #AustinBarber. #spicegirlsjamnight with @Chris_Harris_

[Scuba Steve @TheRattlerAB]

If at first you don't succeed..... You are not #AustinBarber

[Scuba Steve @TheRattlerAB]

“@RowdyGentleman: A Rowdy Gentleman’s wedding invitation should always be presented with a Terms & Conditions agreement.”

[Rowdy Gentleman 🇺🇸 @RowdyGentleman]

Hanging out with a Rowdy Gentleman on his birthday is one of the most dangerous activities in the world.

[Scuba Steve @TheRattlerAB]

If #AustinBarber offends you, your best course of action would be to stop being a little bitch.

[Rowdy Gentleman 🇺🇸 @RowdyGentleman]

Bruises and scrapes of unknown origins are an everyday event in the life of a Rowdy Gentleman.

[Rowdy Gentleman 🇺🇸 @RowdyGentleman]

A Rowdy Gentleman always carries cash. His drunken purchases cause his bank to shut down his card at least twice a month.

[Rowdy Gentleman 🇺🇸 @RowdyGentleman]

A Rowdy Gentleman drinks before he speaks.

[Rowdy Gentleman 🇺🇸 @RowdyGentleman]

If you tell a Rowdy Gentleman he shouldn’t do something, he almost certainly will.

[Rowdy Gentleman 🇺🇸 @RowdyGentleman]

A good bartender will always assume a Rowdy Gentleman’s drink order is a double.

[Scuba Steve @TheRattlerAB]

When the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for #AustinBarber

[Scuba Steve @TheRattlerAB]

P.S. this is #Austin... And I'll still hit you... #blakeshelton #Barberremix

[Scuba Steve @TheRattlerAB]

When #AustinBarber does a push up, he is not lifting hisself up... He's pushing the earth down.

[Scuba Steve @TheRattlerAB]

#AustinBarber doesn't use pick up lines... He simply says, "Now."