Raul Duke

weed. gonzo. life.

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Science

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🚨#BREAKING: Researchers in New Jersey are warning that the r-word is experiencing a significant and concerning resurgence.

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@tdjohnson With no makeup and without another humans hair taped to her head she is an absolute troll under a bridge

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@tdjohnson @PorschaColeman She has no idea who you are. She isn’t your girl

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@tdjohnson @xravenazut @TheHoopCentral That’s called retaliation. Google is your friend and it’s not just for porn.

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@Katiso_Mok @letlotlom__ You spelled retarded wrong

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@letlotlom__ Who’s ‘we’?

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@xoRachelPitzel @CptLurk @anthonyalandt @AM570LASports I’ll pass along the message! Here is his YouTube. He posts a lot for all the families in town and we have a lot of events but scroll back to the baseball and basketball games for more Lew! https://t.co/HdTjjKQCHK

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@xoRachelPitzel @CptLurk @anthonyalandt He’s been announcing my kids for the past 10 years for multiple sports. It brings me so much happiness the internet gets to see a glimpse of what is normal daily life for us. He’s a special person.

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@StephanTruckin @realJonButtz @MarioNawfal Unfortunately your parents stopped at counting and disregarded reading. Get someone to read you the last se a couple times and really focus on the last few. Tell them to talk louder when they get towards the end of the sentence.

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@SpirtualFitness @ianfromphilly There is. Dude just didn’t have the balls to do it. When someone is this big of an asshole, people look away when they get rocked.

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@StephanTruckin @realJonButtz @MarioNawfal Congrats on counting to three you big boy you. Your parents must have been scholars with 0 parenting skills. Good luck in life being a complete douchebag. I think I’d rather be a nice person than worry about counting if I were you.

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@realJonButtz @StephanTruckin @MarioNawfal It’s losers like him that never had good parents to teach them manners so they just end up as shitty adults.

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@jjfr0mgoodtimes @anthonyalandt My friend is 73. He don’t spend thousands in broadcast school. This is what he does year round.

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@PeterHe25763257 @anthonyalandt Have something positive to say or you don’t have time to take the dick out of your mouth for a min to do so?

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@WylieZander @anthonyalandt He donates his beautiful l voice to announce our kids sports games in our little town. Been doing it for 30 years. He’s the most charitable person I’ve ever been blessed to call a friend.

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@hectorangulo_ @anthonyalandt Nope. That’s his voice

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@rccola413 @CptLurk @anthonyalandt Lew is my good friend and he does talk like this and it’s not a bit, haha. So I guess at least 1 guy does.

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@checkraiseyou @TheMetsX Lew is a good friend of mine and I asked him about this earlier. He didn’t have a monitor to use in front of him so he was relying on the Jumbotron when needed. He goes, there is so much up there now it’s hard to find the count when so much is going on with announcing.

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@miltown8 @dan_wilson4 I talked to him about that on the phone (he’s a good friend of mine). He didn’t have a monitor in front of him like the booth guys do so he was reading off Jumbotron and he said there was so much on there that he couldn’t find the count a couple times.

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@tomcnow @GeorgeOnTap It’s an clearly AI written tweet.