Ben Dick

My close friends think I'm funny

[Ben Dick @thereal_BDick]

My answer to When is logic dangerous? http://t.co/kYqiBXM16x

[Ben Dick @thereal_BDick]

@Jacoby_ bball bullpen put a pop a shot game on each teams sideline. This would take no space and be hilarious to watch

[Ben Dick @thereal_BDick]

“@Jeep_Porn: Bitches Love 😂😂😂 http://t.co/6GcoF0g2aP” @beepbeep4ajeep truest fact of all time #thisishowyoutweet #goinjeepin

[Ben Dick @thereal_BDick]

@BlackBaar @The_GAAN I believe we've found @BuckCommander69 an apprentice #DangerZone #thisishowyoutweet

[Ben Dick @thereal_BDick]

iPhone just autocorrected 'keep' to 'Jeep' @beepbeep4ajeep must be time to take Siri out riding #jeepporn #onlyAmerica #USA #TIHYT

[Ben Dick @thereal_BDick]

@bbuddig @RealAbeFromanJr @goldvolvos met a new bestie last weekend

[Ben Dick @thereal_BDick]

Do you think Aaron Hernandez will be as good a catcher inside as he was outside? #thisishowyoutweet #nfl @FakeSportsCentr #badatmurdering #0

[Ben Dick @thereal_BDick]

@OldSpice when did you start bottling my scent? #thisishowyoutweet

[Ben Dick @thereal_BDick]

@beepbeep4ajeep it's a beautiful day to do for a topless drive ....

[Ben Dick @thereal_BDick]

"I was sober for thirteen years. Then I turned fourteen". #thisishowyoutweet

[Ben Dick @thereal_BDick]

@BuckCommander69 "I only gamble with my dick. Not hitting the casino" #thisishowyoutweet

[Ben Dick @thereal_BDick]

“@yaboybillnye: 69 is the largest factorial a simple calculator can compute like calculators grow up u perverts lol” @tdots69 @BlackBaar

[Ben Dick @thereal_BDick]

Do you think fred durst still does it all for the nookie? #rockrap #limpbizkit #howthehellislimpbizkittrending #thisishowyoutweet

[Ben Dick @thereal_BDick]

I'm a kind and gentle soul with a dick that's anything but. @BlackBaar @BuckCommander69 @The_GAAN #thisishowyoutweet #changeminds #chippewa

[Ben Dick @thereal_BDick]

The thing about partying in a suit is I tend to blackout. #tuxedotuesday #thisishowyoutweet

[Ben Dick @thereal_BDick]

@RealAbeFromanJr @goldvolvos dinner tonight was a sleeve of girlscout cookies and some old Wisconsin beef sticks #goodolddays #deadby50