Damien Bermingham

Actor by trade. Likes: Intelligent people with a wicked sense of humour, Carlton Football Club. Dislikes: Right-Wing anything!

[The Prendercast II: Secret of the Blues @The_PrenderCast]

“Carlton fans have no other ideas than ‘sack the coach.’ Are you happy? Is the club better off?”

Yes and yes.

[Damien Bermingham @thereal_D_B]

@7AFL @tommorris32 These flogs! 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Damien Bermingham @thereal_D_B]

@WhiteHouse @Interior @Freedom250 What a f*cking disgrace!!!

[Damien Bermingham @thereal_D_B]

@FootyonNine

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@The_PrenderCast @MWL152 Disagree. Firstly, anyone who calls out Sam Mclure is a friend of mine. Plus, it’s more entertaining to have a social media team that puts out fun content. Our club puts out ‘what’s your favourite shapes biscuit’ 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Damien Bermingham @thereal_D_B]

@The_PrenderCast He represents none of us. The fact they use him as some sort of marker of the average Carlton fan makes me puke.

[Damien Bermingham @thereal_D_B]

@The_PrenderCast Jordan Lewis, Leigh Montagna. They all rated Essendon over us. It’s fucking laughable. We have a good list we just needed to be coached to our strengths.

[Damien Bermingham @thereal_D_B]

@backwiththeflyt @cleary_mitch Leigh Montana, Jordan Lewis. They’ve all picked the bombers over Carlton. It’s not even close.

[Damien Bermingham @thereal_D_B]

@The_PrenderCast Look at what our “shit list” is capable of.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

In the end we were just his latest casino and whatnot.

[Damien Bermingham @thereal_D_B]

@RalphyHeraldSun Are you deaf? He said he wasn’t going for either job.

[Damien Bermingham @thereal_D_B]

@FootyonNine We wouldn’t even consider him.

[Damien Bermingham @thereal_D_B]

@DonaldJTrumpJr He knows them as well as his favourite bible passages too no doubt. 😂😂😂 You are such a daft prick.

[Damien Bermingham @thereal_D_B]

@ScottPolden You seem nice

[Damien Bermingham @thereal_D_B]

@harrisonhymans 100% he is. He ruined that club. I can’t believe they are even considering it. They will be in a wasteland for another decade.

[RobertFella 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @Bonkavision5]

Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it.
This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
- Tony Locke

[Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01]

This is better…

[Damien Bermingham @thereal_D_B]

@XanderMcGuire7 🤮