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I am the High Priest of Osiris. If I look angry it’s because there’s sand up my ass.

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@fistfulofmedia

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@caroylnglabsy You’re not useless in my books

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@katewillett @Chinchillazllla This is a very good tweet

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@jenabowerman Wait something good actually happened

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@jenabowerman

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@caroylnglabsy Both of those things mean that they want to race

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@JulienKimmig I’m curious too, thanks for letting me know

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@JulienKimmig Locality?

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Arizona ballots sharpie nitwit! oddment! blubber! tweak!

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There seems to be some sort of kerfuffle to the south

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@JamesIsaak2 My aunt had a sand hill beat itself against her door window because it thought it’s reflection was a threat so in my experience I would say that you are 100% right when you say that this one is too conditioned around humans

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@LuisCollantesR I’ve met a lot of trilobitologists who do exactly this so you’re in good company

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@caroylnglabsy Clearly they don’t eat cheese

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@Fred_Delicious Dog

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@caroylnglabsy Teach me your ways

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@EmmMacfarlane He seems determined to tarnish the reputation of cheese

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@caroylnglabsy Post screenshots

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@caroylnglabsy You’re gonna have to explain this to me but very slowly and without big words like “of”

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@Carnoferox Having just scrolled through his feed there seems to be a number of wild attempts to assert sexual dimorphism in a few different trilobite genera. Always prefaced with “what palaeontologists haven’t told you.”