𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗛 ☞

Wait until you see why God had you wait.

[𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗛 ☞ @TheReal_Mash_]

Bookmark this tweet, Kuna time ntakua your favourite tweep 🌟🙌 nevertheless sijui ni lini but "ipo siku"

[Ng'etich @_feloh_]

Mum: Nikaangalia umri wa huyu mwanamke, kweli nilichoka. Na vile nilichoka na nikaona Kijana yangu anampenda nikaona sitaingilia.

Son: Gari huoni body unaangalia engine. 😂😂😂😂

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Avoid anyone who doesn't understand how difficult it is to make money.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Make sure you’re well planned when going to JK Live. The resurrected Jeff Koinange is something else 😂😂

He cooked John Mbadi and served him hot

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

In an African household huezi toka tu uende shughli zako,lazma ufanye some kinda chores in exchange for your absence

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

When you stay in one job for too long, if you're not careful you can get emotionally attached to that job without any achievements.

[iammcqwory @iammcqwory]

Ukishaoa.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

One of the biggest mistake nishaifanya na sitarudia tena ni kufikiria wasichana warembo wakona roho safi.

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

one minute ukona thao next minute uko deep in fuliza territory

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Can't wait to delay my children after church while talking to everyone. Culture must be kept alive

[𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗛 ☞ @TheReal_Mash_]

@omwambaKE @kiraguoscar23 Welcome back 🥹

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Never accept to share a partner. Stay single until you meet someone who appreciates and respect you enough to date you alone.

[𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗛 ☞ @TheReal_Mash_]

@RealNate08 Hizo unazionaga tu pale kwa eulogy

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

We rarely talk about this, but men do trap women with babies. The moment a guy gets a beautiful lady, he gets her pregnant.😂

[kuria @kuria254k]

Nitakuita gikomba because you're always on fire🔥

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

It's hard, but I know I'll make it. I've been pulling myself out of dark places alone since I was a child. I'm built for anything.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

THE POLICE AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅

[Mohammed Ali, CBS, HSC @MohaJichoPevu]

Always refreshing to read The Standard

[niko kadi @nikokadiKE]

Monday ikikaribia kufika alafu ukumbuke wiki ikona 8 days. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Assweto🍷🍾❤️ @Asswetooo]

Teacher: How many days does a week have?

Malebo: 8 days