Robin Goodfellow

Fairy. Jester. Shape-shifter. Wanderer of the night. Professional trouble-maker. Right-hand man to the King himself.

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Update: Goodnight unto you all. Give me your hands, if we be friends, and Robin shall restore ammends. Puck out. #GoodbyeTwitter 🧚🏽‍♂️✌🏽

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I T W A S A L L A D R E A M

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Of course I'M the one cleaning up after this play. Honestly, I should just add 'Janitor' to my resumé. Okay okay, let me lighten up the mood with a joke...

What do dust and the Toronto Raptors have in common?

They both got swept. #TooSoon #RaptorsvsRefs 🏀🔊

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Feet blistered and wings bent. Taking a WELL deserved day off. Oberon's demands will be on hold for 24 hours. #TreatYourself ☺️💆🏽‍♂️🤗💇🏽‍♂️

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Remember fellas...
You don't have to admit you messed up if you never mess up in the first place.
#LearningFromMyPastMistakes 🧠🧐

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Watching Oberon and Titania go back to playing 'happy couple' like... 🤢🤮

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Update: I have placed the love potion on Lysander's eyelids once again and restored Bottom's head back to its normal state. My work here is done. 😴

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Demetrius when he hears me speaking in Lysander's voice but there is no one in sight...

Mortals are making my tricks TOO EASY 😹 #UpAndDown

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Which team are you on? Let me know! #LoveTriangle 💖💭

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How I feel watching these foolish mortals fight... #HermiavsHelena 🤼‍♀️

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I think I just ended a relationship. It's okay, though, it wasn't my relationship.

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Me leaving to fix this love herb situation... #OberonNeedsToChill 🌸💔

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Do all Athenian men look the same?

I'm trying to prove a point here 🤔

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How about we just... disregard... that last... tweet 💀

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Update: I just informed Oberon of what I have done with Bottom. The man was practically in tears, joyful ones. He couldn't be prouder. What can I say? I never mess ANYTHING up, especially orders from my King 👏🏽👨🏽‍🎓🥇 #JobDoneRight

How he looked when I came with the news...

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These mechanicals better keep their eyes peeled 👀 #IAmEverywhere

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Hello, ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he could shape-shift into a horse, a hound, a hog, or a headless bear, he could be like me. #NotSponsored 🐴🐶🐷🐻

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They always say yee-haw. They never say haw-yee.

@therealnbottom 🤠😂

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To quote J. K. Rowling...

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."

😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

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How I feel leaving the Athenian after applying the potion to his eyes... #mood