Alan Aceves

Connoisseur among many platforms Average traveler ✈️ Host of Coming and Going: The podcast available on Spotify and Apple podcast

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New episode will be called “Pretty Light Beer”

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I prefer to get drunk before 6 🤷🏽‍♂️

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I miss my ol friends.

[BreakThrough News @BTnewsroom]

TODAY: Hundreds of thousands in Minnesota braved -10°F weather to march through downtown Minneapolis as part of the statewide general strike demanding ICE out of the Twin Cities.

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Before I forget, she’s from SOUTH Carolina Annnnnd in the army

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I fell in love with Southern women tonite

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I did a math equation right now, it even involve A formula and I was excited to solve it. Does that make me a nerd?

[Netflix @netflix]

"Things like this happen all the time."

The Vince Staples Show 2️⃣ Petting Zoo

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I still haven’t met my bad b*tch

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The only bad part about living in Washington is that I don’t get to see the friends I grew up with in school but that can be a good thing as well

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Honestly, a good way to have our voices heard is by boycotting America itself and not hosting this coming FIFA World Cup.
Just Mexico and Canada.

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I love my job, it has so many unspoken benefits!

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I still haven’t seen Severance and I got Apple TV

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My jefe told me today just because you’re nice and friendly doesn’t mean your other coworkers are.

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I lasted a whole week without smoking luckily, I found a connect or should I say multiple connects lol 🤣

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Fuck I’m drunk lmao oops

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Day 4 without dro: ive been drunk all day with a few edibles on the side

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It’s been more than 48 hours since my toke and I am FIENDING

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Wow, almost burnt my eyebrows try to light a bowl from a match

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I honestly think that this Kendrick album was the one I was waiting for and I’m willing to spend 2K on this tour… scratch that 4K after Vegas 😉🤪