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BORN AS A BABY

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I want to get really famous just so I can call Elon Musk a shithead and make him Twitter mad at me

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@alecrobbins jacket so fresh

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@JennyENicholson My wife quotes the Ariana Grande disinterested chuckle at me all the time

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@electrolemon Here's a handy reference, if you happen to die on that one day

https://t.co/KV6AsomTg0

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@alecrobbins this is like when Jay Johnston was at January 6

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@rtjr root root root for painless death

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@FoolishBB i promise to continue to cherish every second i yet have with andrew mccutchen

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@Horror_Guy damn people really be out here showin they man-things on twitter

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@lucavi_ftw let blow

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@Pirates Old white guy from Illinois given dramatic change in employment by the Cardinals

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@rtjr This was the first thing I thought of. Well done.

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@rtjr Paul Skenes will, at the conclusion of this loss, be 0-4 lifetime against the St. Louis Cardinals in 5 starts. He has given up a total of 10 runs in those starts, and 5 of those came in just one game.

Truly incomprehensible levels of misery.

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@Js412561 @rtjr He is, yes

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@Js412561 @rtjr He jumped up in excitement when McCutchen's grounder got deflected, but was holding onto the front rail, which started him rotating forward over the edge. I would wager he was inebriated and just got overexcited. I would also wager he does not come out of that fall ok :(

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@gothfundme absolutely unconscionable

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@rtjr I think I legitimately have PTSD from Holderman and Bednar during what I still believe is one of the most gutwrenching stretches of ball I've ever seen (Dbacks/Padres/Dodgers/Padres last year). Good to know absolutely nothing has changed in the late innings!!

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@rtjr Completely bonkers to steal 15 bases in 4 games and only score 14 runs

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@rtjr Now now, let's be fair, he's absolutely elite at writhing around in pain for 20 seconds after every 180 feet or so

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@FoolishBB good news! Nicky G socked a dong on Opening Day and then injured himself rounding the bases

bailey, why do we watch baseball

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@SteelCityBucs30 @rtjr oop

[Jay Tholen @jaytholen]

for Bandcamp Friday I set the price of my new album New Active Object to $2.50 in honor of The Games Factory's 250 object limit. if you like proggy/jazzy art-pop about making games as a youngster you'll dig this