Jimmy Aloumanis

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

Highest...ever?

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

He would’ve had the greatest twitter account of all time. No question.

[Jimmy Aloumanis @TheRealAlou]

@BBGreatMoments This is a proper response

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@HMcPhersonNDP There is no way this retard is a real person

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@NoLore @BenMulroney

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@CTVNationalNews This is one of the greatest ratios of all time

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@ItsDeanBlundell Only pussies hide replies

[ThaBeefDev @ThaBeefDev]

Zoomers might not be aware that before about 2014, a substantial amount of women were not total cunts at every waking hour.

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@BBGreatMoments

[Royce Lopez @hippojuicefilm]

Chelsea Handler looks like she is about to destroy an Arkham City museum while Prince is playing.

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@putzisbackbaby

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Why hasn't this guy been drilled yet

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@omgsidewalks

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@bruceanderson @chriswarkentin

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@msSharanKaur

[Emily Nyman @EmSheDoesIt]

rip goat

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Mean Joe Greene kicks a guy in the nuts and the entire Cleveland Browns roster comes after him. Man, I miss real football.

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@JustinTrudeau

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Hey Schneids, should we let Kirk pinch hit with the bases loaded?

Nah, let the rookie, who's batting .212 do it. I'm sure it'll be fine