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[🐲 Слава Україні 🐲 @therealandytit]

These aren’t “solo date hacks” you can just do this stuff

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

solo dates hacks every man should try, at least once every year

1. take yourself to the cinema alone. buy popcorn. pick a seat you actually want. laugh, cry if you need to. no one talking to you. just you and the movie.

2. go to a cafe on a weekday. order a drink and a small pastry. sir by the window and face your phone down for a bit. watch people going to work, students rushing, cars passing, birds singing, children playing, just life moving in that pace.

3. book a nice but affordable hotel in your city. pack a small overnight bag like you're traveling. order room service or buy food on the way. take a long cold shower, wear your robe, lie on the bed and do nothing if you want. journal, watch a movie, listen to a relaxing music, sleep in clean white sheets and covers with the ac on.

4. take yourself on a saturday breakfast. wake up early, shower, wear something cute. go somewhere that serves breakfast. sit there, and order something nice. enjoy your meal, take some selfies even if you not photogenic.

5. enjoy yourself man. come on, you deserve it. you need it.

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[Cal @SinclairMonaco]

Has anyone noticed that it’s less common for someone to tell you when to go to sleep than it was in the 2000s? It used to happen like every night except for weekends and now it rarely if ever occurs

[trap dad @dude_gang]

graduated top of my ass at fart school

[ale @thingfailure_]

being into military history but not being a nazi feels like this

[julia @juumelo_]

we all talked about it and decided we’re putting you in the soup I’m so sorry man

[dudermane @612jack]

something i'm noticing lately: gen Z is lowkey the first time they actually have had face face to see someone where now literally nobody's anymore like we used somehow to be

[Frank “Grits” Greenborne @squirmy6908]

Study a broad. Yeah I’d love to.

[brooke @cuntstain69]

Sprit just refreshed its logo that adding what they call the lemon.

[Drunk Asshole @DrunkAsshole67]

ate buffalo wild wings and my dick and my ass switched places

[Charlie Kirk @ender65407]

Counting or not counting gang violence

[🐲 Слава Україні 🐲 @therealandytit]

A lot don’t realize this

[Zac 🍒 Compact Disc HQ @World0fEcho]

Every song you’ve ever heard either is or isn’t by the red hot chili peppers

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

@elliotmellinger "Fuck the flyers, fuck cheesesteaks, fuck rocky, fuck wawa, fuck chase utley, fuck the eagles, fuck ben franklin, fuck tina fey, fuck will smith, fuck noam chomsky, fuck gritty, fuck kelly green, fuck claude giroux, fuck the liberty bell, fuck jason kelce, fuck delco"

[𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𓃴 @madifawnzzz]

this isn’t autism this is the kind of bpd that will make you the topic of every close friends story post and subtweet for the next 2 years after your 3 month situationship

[turbomander @turbomander]

yeah im one of the swamp enemies. got my club got my poison damage. fucking love mud dude. its the swamp

[🐲 Слава Україні 🐲 @therealandytit]

A lot don’t realize that you can do this

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

On a date and the guy asked me a question, which is huge. You don’t always see that

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

Hey stands for Hi Everyone Yay

[durandalcomplex @durandalcomplex]

beefing with the 160th SOAR

[🐲 Слава Україні 🐲 @therealandytit]

I retweeted this by accident and it won’t let me undo it but this is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen put into text

[Machiavelli @TheRISEofROD]

The fucking jews have never been held accountable for their war crimes.

[🐲 Слава Україні 🐲 @therealandytit]

lol. Lmao, actually

[Machiavelli @TheRISEofROD]

The fucking jews have never been held accountable for their war crimes.

[Machiavelli @TheRISEofROD]

The fucking jews have never been held accountable for their war crimes.