Aphrodite

I'm the definition of BEAUTY

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

S/O to Nathaniel Hawthorne for mentioning me in Marble Faun

[Hephaestus Smith @hephaeezy]

Happy Anniversary to bae #MarriedAtFirstSight @TheRealAphrodit

[Hephaestus Smith @hephaeezy]

All these magnets but you still not attracted to me @TheRealAphrodit

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

I swear I have so many kids I can't even remember their names.. Eros, Phobos, Deimos, Harmonia, Pothos, Anteros, Himeros, Hermaphroditos idk

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

#tbt to where I was actually born

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

❤️

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

No way in hell I'm sharing my man with Persephone

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

But I got my bae Adonis from that tree 👌😍 #Lovaaa

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

And the Gods just turned her into a tree. A dang tree y'all.

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

Dat girl is pregnant now tho, and her baby daddy is her daddy #prostitute

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

Whatevs. How about Cinyras thought her daughter Myrrah was prettier than me or somethin

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

Which may have just caused the Trojan war. Idk.

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

And I just set Helen and my boi Paris up 💏

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

We all know that I'm the fairest, I don't know why Hera and Athena are trippin #AppleOfDiscord #AllMine 🍎

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

Who cares though bc I love Ares and his violent nature 😋😼

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

*Hephaestus ..same thing

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

Omg my dad is making me marry hepatitis

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

My beauty seriously might drive some of these men to war

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

"Love is not about how much you say 'I love you' but how much you prove that it's true"

[Aphrodite @TheRealAphrodit]

"The soul cannot live without love"