Toe-talitarian

Straight up munchin clam

[Toe-talitarian @TheRealAssBoy]

#PS4share

[dropchris1000 @dropchris1000]

What the fuck, CVS. They had the deodorant locked up so I had to press the customer service button. Then I hear over the loudspeaker, “Looks like we got a big stinky boy in bath & body.”

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

YouTuber Reckless Ben is now free to post his Bricks & Minifigs Part 3 video

A federal judge amended the restraining order against him to allow commentary and investigative journalism

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Mexican environmental influencer Alex Serna has been found dead nearly two weeks after he disappeared, months after he said he received threats over his reporting

Serna disappeared the same day he posted a video accusing a company of environmental violations

[Covie @covie_93]

McConnell can still serve as senator if he's brain dead, look at that man from Pennsylvania.

[Jone @windbreakergod]

Yuuuup. You guessed it. Showed up to work high for the first time in a long time and my first two customers one after the other was a guy named Hamlet, followed by a guy named Dimple

[untamed yapper @jeremiahajayi_]

The effort required for casual sex doesn’t match its ROI.

[pinkie @sourberryvi]

i heard the timer for my cookies go off 10 minutes ago. but i don’t care. fuck those cookies and fuck my life.

[Jacob @Jlikesm]

Yooo this was crazy. I was gonna get my mom a gift for her birthday but I couldn’t hold back and I used all my money to gift subs. It was just too much of a W moment.

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

My president pedo
My soccer team not good
My cream cheese chive
Is Mitch McConnell alive

[Ziggy 🌿 @FaerunSiren]

Sony’s social media manager checking every few days if it’s safe to come out of hiding.

[McFrosty @McFrosty86]

All host nations went out in the same round

[sexiest in the world @HossMatch]

USA genuinely just running around on the field burping and digging in they butt

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

Happened again award

[v @missh8ter]

USA playing like shit the moment trump touched them…this is the knicks all over again

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Bro realized that fashion shi wasn’t paying any bills LMAOOO

[َ @gir1genius]

RIP CUM

[load @loafbreadmann]

how it feels to shave your dick and balls and reclaim your Emergency Inch

[MRS. XTRA 🦂 @shantisdiary]

these mosquitoes are pulling pants down and EATING ASS!!!!!!!

[Niche Gamer @nichegamer]

This is a level of petty that we should all strive for, tbh.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

China's "rooftop rain" cooling system has gone viral during the country's record summer heat

It sprays mist from apartment rooftops that evaporates before reaching the ground, lowering temperatures