Andrew Valenti

I like funny tweets. Comedy fan. TV junkie and boxing fight freak. Most of my tweets are about those things. Former Staten Islander.

[Andrew Valenti @therealAValenti]

Even though it’s leaving Netflix in June, I started a Mad Men rewatch last night. First episode is so much heavier on satire and makes everyone more unlikeable than I remembered. Think I will enjoy early seasons. I don’t think I really loved the show right away initially #MadMen

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

Tuchel said last game vs Norway it wasn’t good enough.

He will have to explain why he bunkered with 30’ to go. Inexplicable against Messi and 🇦🇷.

[Andrew Valenti @therealAValenti]

@piersmorgan @OldTakesExposed

[Andrew Valenti @therealAValenti]

@PokemonRestocks Not sure why this happens to me. Used to never get this issue

[AO @AmericanOutlaws]

Miss this 🥹

[WyattzWorld @WyattzWorId]

Conor McGregor vs Max Holloway

[Bayer 04 Leverkusen @bayer04_en]

Why are England worried about the Miami heat? Thought that was a basketball team?

[Ian Darke @IanDarke]

Fourteenth and final World Cup commentary of this tournament for me and @landondonovan on Saturday in Kansas City…. Argentina and Messi in their adopted city against Switzerland , aiming for a first ever semi. Very much enjoyed another trip to USA and thanks for watching.

[Stu Bennett 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸 @StuBennett]

Best moment of the entire World Cup (so far).

“Hey, Gordon!”

[Andrew Valenti @therealAValenti]

@11Yanks Who do you have starting in goal in the fall friendlies/nations league games? Still think Freese and Turner are involved moving forward. Brady and Schulte should get some first team looks for sure, but not sure anyone is close to passing Matt/Matt.

[Andrew Valenti @therealAValenti]

@starsnstripesfc This is clueless to say McKennie was disappointing. He was great in all 3 group games.

[Andrew Valenti @therealAValenti]

@sololobo254 @Kevinish He was trying to clear it and kicked the ground instead of the ball. There’s another video somewhere of that angle.

[Ian Darke @IanDarke]

Horrible reality check for USA. You can’t defend like that and have any hope of beating a decent team like Belgium. The farcical third goal summed up the night.
The US team gave the nation quite a ride for a while , but fears over defence realised.

[Nate Bargatze @natebargatze]

Nobody knows

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Gunnery Sergeant Kabar @GnySgtKabar]

hands down my favorite Jackass bit

[jeffhusted @jeffhusted]

Can’t believe I caught this angle of the goal

[Brian @BrianMcGannon]

If you score down a man you should get the player back like dodgeball

[ESPN @espn]

Malik Tillman, salute 🫡🇺🇸

[Ian Darke @IanDarke]

Harsh red card for USA’s Balogun. Two players going for same ball. Clumsy and looks bad in slow motion as they all do. Reckless and yellow would have covered it. It wasn’t one where Balogun was trying to ‘ leave one ‘ on opponent.