Neil Mallett

Bloke. Pedant without a cause. Sick boy. My (at)Bashed account was stolen by an evil hacker or Twitter! Kick, hat, snare, hat.

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@BeatlemaniaUK I'm not sure the youth of today would understand what's going on. The concept of an actual band of musicians is rapidly dying. I think many would be confused by the strange, mostly human sounding voices.

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@miss_anthrop75 One can tell it's a genuine question because of the question mark "?" at the end. HTH. :-*

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@ilovenostalgia Not exactly. I'm not sure that's actually possible. However, I can drive a vehicle with one of those fitted.

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I lost 60 lbs towards my goal and got a badge with Fitbit! https://t.co/164papx5rh #Fitstats

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@ilovenostalgia It's in the colonies, so proper beer, I expect.

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@historyrock_ Rock n roll star.

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@Christo03770888 Only a few hundred thousand will know.

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Split £100 credit when you switch to Octopus Energy https://t.co/s8Lzd3w6GF #OctopusEnergy

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@Christo03770888 It's Vic and Bob.

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@NorthernSoul73 Do I love stew? Indeed I do,
I wanna give you tomato,
Thyme will pass you by,
Long after tonight is all Oeuf
Gone with the wind is my love (after the Oeuf)

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@MisterABK Twat! - Love it.

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@benonwine No, it isn't I'm afraid, It's not actually a sandwich until it's sandwiched.

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The weight is tumbling! #weightlossjourney #weight #CWP #onetoone #Fat

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@cyp_toon @TaylorMod There we go, I knew this would be here.

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@WellerFanPod @TaylorMod Only one of those is actually a debut. The other two are just first albums.

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14 year old coco needs full extraction of her teeth #Caturday #CatsOfTwitter #Vanlovefest #Vanlove
https://t.co/xrnW2SDIjF

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@michaelblackcab @paul1964Jam Yes, this works.

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@NoContextBrits Some decently sized chips.

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@NoContextBrits It looks like the the gravy has already been removed.

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@paulineblackOBE That really is not copasetic. It's really not going to be the same without his energy. Love to all. 💔