TheRealSkipBayless

Genetically engineered to eat children and bring SPORTS TRUTHS(TM). (Not affiliated with Skip Bayless, ESPN, or related ilk.)

[TheRealSkipBayless @TheRealBayless]

I feel this way about my lizardness. RT @BaylessDefender: I wish my love for Charissa Thompson wasn't just laughed off as some cheap joke

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It is hilarious to me that people tweet at this account as if it's not a dude tweeting about skip bayless being a dinosaur.

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I will use @DefenderDefendr as a toothpick.

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I'm going to eat @BaylessDefender. The time has come.

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Lizards have no obligation to consistency. RT @Zmillzzz: you are a joke. nice job trying to back track on Jeter. how dare you?

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@DefenderDefendr @BaylessDefender I think your troll might have down's syndrome.

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@DefenderDefendr did you hit your head?

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@BaylessDefender why don't you do more to facilitate meals for me?

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@DefenderDefendr I've been too busy hunting and eating your parents and relatives.

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Also just realized Professor Lewin is a Harry Potter character. You're hilarious, @BaylessDefender. Good joke. Thought you were serious.

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@BaylessDefender Not on the document. Non-MIT seal. Not notarized. This document is pretty much nonsense.

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Look soon for my "scientific study" concluding that @BaylessDefender is a total corncob.

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The more I look at this the funnier it is. No date, no school, no data.

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@DefenderDefendr don't tempt me, morsel.

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...a physics professor - working by himself apparently - wouldn't know anything. Talk to a Biologist. Christ. I need to hunt.

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I mean, let's be real about this. Ignoring that "Professor Lewellyn" apparently has no affiliation with any school...

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'shopped. Clearly. Come on. RT @BaylessDefender: @TheRealBayless The issue is DEAD. Wow, you must feel stupid. http://t.co/Js0ovv4b

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@BaylessDefender don't use my catchphrase.

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@BaylessDefender Buffoonery. You work in a law office. This is nonsense. Someone bring me a child to eat.

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@BaylessDefender what scientists? Where? Who? What tests? I'm having a hard time believing this isn't nonsense.