Ben Kemp

Shut up and kiss me

[Ben Kemp @therealBenKemp]

@northernassist hi there, I left my suitcase on a train from Manchester Airport to Blackpool north at around 9am this morning. Can you help me find it?

[Ben Kemp @therealBenKemp]

@nationalrailenq I just left my suitcase on a train to Blackpool North from Manchester Airport. Will this be put into lost property?

[Ben Kemp @therealBenKemp]

@DHLParcelUK 31038770210184 says it was delivered on Tuesday. Wasn’t. The photo on the report shows nothings. The delivered location coords are nowhere near my house. Where is this parcel?

[Ben Kemp @therealBenKemp]

@DHLParcelUK @DHLParcelUK

still nothing from you. emails. DM's. whatsapp. [phone]. you have not delivered this parcel to me

[Ben Kemp @therealBenKemp]

@dhlexpressuk still no reply from you 31038770210184

[Ben Kemp @therealBenKemp]

@DHLParcelUK two days without reply. you delivered a package to the wrong house. I don't know where it is 31038770210184

[Ben Kemp @therealBenKemp]

@dhlexpressuk I'm waiting for a package. It says its been delivered. The map location on the tracker is not my house. The picture taken is not my house. where is my package

[Ben Kemp @therealBenKemp]

@jobyone82 Watching the one with Les Dennis to begin with

[Ben Kemp @therealBenKemp]

@UPS you guys lost my packages months ago. Your service desk just needs to conclude the case for my insurance to pay out, but they won't. Who can I contact?

[Ben Kemp @therealBenKemp]

@mccarthysbcn are you showing the UFC tomorrow?

[Ben Kemp @therealBenKemp]

@NikkiSixx can we be mates?

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Why shouldn't you crack your knuckles? Watch the clip to find out, and don't forget to click subscribe!
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[Christian Vicente @Travel_Connect_]

Release date 13th of June! https://t.co/O85Yu2hL36

[Ben Kemp @therealBenKemp]

@Travel_Connect_ Congratulations Christian and Tottenham Hotspur. A truly magical achievement

[Ben Kemp @therealBenKemp]

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[Ben Kemp @therealBenKemp]

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[Ben Kemp @therealBenKemp]

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[Ben Kemp @therealBenKemp]

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[Ben Kemp @therealBenKemp]

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[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Diego Maradona with one of the greatest post-match interviews ever.