Jordan

1) In 1996 I single-handedly solved the Unabomber case although the FBI continues to lie by claiming credit. 2) I ♥ Pandas!

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

He picked Death Certificate. #catpicksvinyl

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

#tabby

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

Best part of having a media server is on-demand "Team America World Police". It solves all your problems. Need a laugh? Need to focus casual anger towards the French? Learn an offensive and condensed version of Arabic? Head back to the base for debriefing and cocktails.

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

Listen. The fact that there isn't an Action Green Seahawks jersey available for sale that fits a BABY wiener dog is a problem.

#PREGGERS

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

@cesarmillan probably helped people lose more weight than Jared from Subway during that time period. #walkyourdog

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

@TheRyanAdams Cover Harden my Heart by Quarterflash. We all want it. #CoverIt

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

I cant wait until this COVID19 shit is over and we can take all this new health epidemic tech and turn it on something that really matters, crabs. #COVID19

[NFL345 @NFL345]

.@Jaguars QB @GardnerMinshew5 has been voted the @Pepsi @NFL Rookie of Week 1: https://t.co/cuH7ok4n4p #ROTW #NFL100

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

I don't care that he's not our QB anymore. I'm never relabelling our recycle bin. #Duval #BlakeBortles

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

Sunrise can't take the crew.

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

#shakyknees2019 @manyaviolet

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

I gave her sixteen ounces and told the bitch "hold it down" and I'll meet you in a week at the Clermont Lounge #ATL

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

Thanks for kicking ass! @JRoddyBusiness

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

@rhettmiller I wish you would stop setting unrealistic expectations for all the men out there. #StupidSexyRhettMiller 😂😂😂

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

#2019 Shelbourne Partayyyyyy @GoldToothChewie

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

Getting ready for tonight! #GoCougs #MikeLeach #AppleCup

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

@GoldToothChewie Two of Two #Ouch

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

@GoldToothChewie One of Two #SkateboardingIsHard

[Jordan @TheRealBernz]

Remember the fourth of July. Never forget. @FoleyTaylor1