Brian Elliott

[Jay Don Takes @Skulledwedge]

Man, I get it. I get it.

[Larry @Tom & Marty's @tomandmartys]

R&A headquarters, 9:25am Saturday morning.

[Brian Elliott @therealBT414]

@NBCSports going with “playing through” while Dechambeau walks to the first tee and then having @terrygannon83 tell us what happened in retrospect is certainly a choice. You guys are embarrassing!!

[Brian Elliott @therealBT414]

How soon before we see a video of Kid Rock shooting up Belgian waffle makers?
#worldcup #cuisinart

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

On this day in history: July 2, 1863, the Confederacy got its butt handed to it on a platter by a liberal arts college professor on sabbatical.

Don't mess with college professors.

[Golf Channel @GolfChannel]

"The PGA of America is supposed to go back to Bethpage in 2033 with the PGA Championship. That should not happen. These people do not deserve a major championship."

"Maybe golf in its entirety needs to take the Augusta National model. No phones, no tolerance, no second chance."

Agree with @eamonlynch?

[Brian Elliott @therealBT414]

@fried_egg_golf @TheRealPJClark how are you not in Madison right now PJ??

[Brian Elliott @therealBT414]

@CarlsBeef @AndyTFE can you confirm this?? @fried_egg_golf @TheShotgunStart

[Brian Elliott @therealBT414]

But what about our children’s children’s children’s children’s children? How will they handle eveything??

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

From the archives: Chuck Norris and his wife, Gena, warn of '1,000 years of darkness' if Obama wins in 2012...

[Brian Elliott @therealBT414]

@AuburnMBB No one cares. You lost 16 games

[Brian Elliott @therealBT414]

@TonyDungy You now have more time to spread debunked conspiracy theories in the name of Christ. Loved watching Rodney Harrison put you in a body bag before the Super Bowl. Good riddance!

[Leigh Giangreco @LeighGiangreco]

mar-KWAYNE

[Brian Elliott @therealBT414]

Phenomenal scene. Redford was the perfect choice as narrator.

[The Ways of A Gentleman @Gentleman_Ways]

I think about this scene often. It’s from the movie A River Runs Through It. Turn up the volume and give this a listen before bed.
You won’t regret it.

[Brian Elliott @therealBT414]

@leftyzag Pro shop workers hate life and everyone for sure. Also, you have a starter at a muni course? They don’t exist near me

[Brian Elliott @therealBT414]

Are we praying or summoning the Invisible Swordsman?
#threeamigos

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Marco Rubio: "Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics"

Paula White, Trump’s religious fanatic lunatic ‘Spiritual Advisor’…
*You need to see the entire clip just to appreciate how batshit fucking crazy she is.

[Brian Elliott @therealBT414]

@JoshACarpenter So not necessarily a documentary because the message is controlled by him. But rather an infomercial??

[Brian Elliott @therealBT414]

@TSUTigersMBB @NdotSmitty The people’s champion!!

[Brian Elliott @therealBT414]

New idea- no more cold/snow days for school. Only warm days

Over 50 degrees- minimum 1/2 off
Over 70- too hot, everyone stays home to enjoy the weather