Robert Waz

back office grunt, masterful carouser, aspiring single digit hc, not larping

[Robert Waz @TheRealBWZ]

TBJ taking me for a tasting menu #turnedon #EABOT

[Robert Waz @TheRealBWZ]

@shindawggg Bricked

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What’s the brothel scene like in Prague? #EABOT

[Robert Waz @TheRealBWZ]

#EABOT except I’m being a loser and drinking prosecco

[Robert Waz @TheRealBWZ]

@DeputyFife69 Don’t care at all, we are most likely friends

[Robert Waz @TheRealBWZ]

Should I quit my job and join a polycule? #EABOT

[Robert Waz @TheRealBWZ]

Best head?

[Robert Waz @TheRealBWZ]

#uneven

[Robert Waz @TheRealBWZ]

Guess where they’re from

[mg scott @mgscotttt]

tell me im wrong

[Robert Waz @TheRealBWZ]

#EABOT

[Robert Waz @TheRealBWZ]

#trough #EABOT

[Robert Waz @TheRealBWZ]

Will he do it? 10 days, 45 beers #roadto45 #EABOT

[Robert Waz @TheRealBWZ]

#EABOT

[Robert Waz @TheRealBWZ]

Any ball knowers? (Never been here before)

[Robert Waz @TheRealBWZ]

Girl on Q train at 3 am clearly wanted me to talk to her but there’s no way I’m talking to a girl alone at 3 am

[Robert Waz @TheRealBWZ]

@numbaunogroypa @bytheoceancc Tulane and trying to avoid kids from New Jersey, hilarious.

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

I won’t even THINK about getting a girlfriend until all this Covid shit blows over

[Robert Waz @TheRealBWZ]

Yes, I bought this. Yes, I was 8 over through 13. Yes, I shot 94.

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

You get drunk and text your ex, i get drunk and buy vintage shit on eBay we are not the same

[Robert Waz @TheRealBWZ]

@queenssidepiece Alias quote tweet, love to see it