Better Dad Than Chris Benoit

Borderline alcoholic, avid selfie taker, hopeless romantic, crippling depression and dank memes. Ladies, form a line.

[Better Dad Than Chris Benoit @TheRealCampion]

https://t.co/lNRSZtuznF

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

What a perfect ad for blurred vision.

[Better Dad Than Chris Benoit @TheRealCampion]

Coming out of twitter retirement to say this is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[Steph @goatcity21]

Fuck it here go the full Deadpool and Wolverine movie

[Better Dad Than Chris Benoit @TheRealCampion]

Also whoever did sound for @MIWband needs to be fired because they did @ChrisMotionless dirty.

[Better Dad Than Chris Benoit @TheRealCampion]

I can’t fucking believe there is actually a prime logo in the ring?! Actually disgusting to look at 😂

[Better Dad Than Chris Benoit @TheRealCampion]

Ay yo @Activision, @SHGames or god damn @Treyarch, whoever the fuck is in charge of @CallofDuty. I beg you fix this shit, £70 for a glorified DLC and it can’t even play properly.

[Better Dad Than Chris Benoit @TheRealCampion]

@Sabweiner He’s not actually mine, I’m cat sitting for my sister. But I’ll see if I can babysit next time 😂😂

[Better Dad Than Chris Benoit @TheRealCampion]

Step Brothers 🙄

[Culture @CultureHOF]

What is a movie that everyone likes, but you hate?

[Culture @CultureHOF]

What is a movie that everyone likes, but you hate?

[Better Dad Than Chris Benoit @TheRealCampion]

I went to bed 3 hours ago, slept for all of 20 minutes and I’m fucking wide awake. That 7AM alarm is going to fucking kill me.

[Better Dad Than Chris Benoit @TheRealCampion]

@lolabambii “But the government can track you” my brother In Christ, you have a fully functioning GPS in your pocket at all times.

[Better Dad Than Chris Benoit @TheRealCampion]

Honestly every time I see/hear his name it’s never good. What a pleb.

[Better Dad Than Chris Benoit @TheRealCampion]

So does that mean @Cobratate won’t be allowed back in the UK then?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 | NEW: Wet wipes are set to be BANNED in England

[@BBCNews]

[Finn Bálor @FinnBalor]

Just a flesh wound

[OnlyBangers @OnlyBangersEth]

Someone didn't check their pockets

[Better Dad Than Chris Benoit @TheRealCampion]

Shane O��Mac retuning for all of 5 minutes and then tearing his fucking quad is peak #WrestleMania entertainment 😂😂😂

[VinceMcMahonGoogling @VinceGoogling]

HOW MANY TIMES CAN MY SON FUCK UP

[Better Dad Than Chris Benoit @TheRealCampion]

@Bxtch_ImWxlf All I’ve managed to figure out is ‘call 911’ 😂😂

[Better Dad Than Chris Benoit @TheRealCampion]

Can anyone understand what Titus O’Neili is even saying 😂 #WrestleMania