This may not stay visible for long, but this was the open for the @TexasFootball - @GeorgiaFootball game. We knew ABC was going to use it, but we didn’t know where or when or how much. That was pretty dang cool, and Dad would be humbled and honored. - CD Jr.
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If you aren’t awestruck by how amazing life is you’re an idiot:
-get jacked
-crush it in your career
-ask your crush out on a date (if she says no repeat steps 1 and 2 until she says yes)
-make her your girlfriend then your wife
-when you’re married keep getting jacked and keep crushing it in your career
-host banger Christmas parties
-leave massive tips at restaurants
-eat healthy
-don’t social-climb
-avoid people who gossip
-make large anonymous donations to special needs charities
-live in the same town with your boys one day coaching your kids’ Little League team together
-be a hot strong dad
-be a combination of your cool Uncle and Luke Kuechly and Batman (your cool Uncle = the one you can tell anything to judgment-free)
Ideal Sunday:
1. Digest the night and overcome hanxiety (never apologize for what you did)
2. Crack a beer
3. Attend porch fest with the boys and enjoy live music
4. Ignore 1 and apologize to the woman because you didn’t really overcome the hanxiety
5. Enjoy Mexican food