I’m back.
I’m back on Twitter (which is its only name).
I have left AI in charge of the universe; you’ll notice the improvement.
I’m back, with less respect for you than ever.
And just like before, My nephew is my only follow.
Spread the word, bastards.
I moved to New Mexico in August, 2002 and, for much of the ensuing 22 years since, I have talked shit about green chile as a pizza topping. Today, I make this public, unequivocal statement: Y’all were right; I was wrong. That is all.