Cletus

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

I found out today I have some half sisters I didn't know about #roadtrip #insest

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

who needs to work out when you have 5 sisters #notthisguy #hbproblems

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

my names Cletus and incest is my game.

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

it seems to rain so much more here then anywhere else but that may be God's way of saying we stink #hbproblems

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

I got my sister pregnant but I swear she must have just fell in the shower.. #stopjagginoffinthere

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

why does Wal-Mart have to be so damn expensive #hbproblems

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

I dunno what's worse getting eaten by an alligator or eating an alligator that ate your sister #hbproblems

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

Sam and I were goin get hitched today but our priest jessica was so inbred that she lisped us together with her #3wayhitch #imgoinditch

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

my gf doesn't like my mom, never wants to hang out with her! I guess it's because our mom always liked me more then her

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

I fell down down the stairs today and lost 2 teeth. only have 3 left but shit I'm still doing better then 95% of the hillbilly population.

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

my sister walks into my room all like how do I look in this bikini and I'm all like ima rape you

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

why can't alligators be a little more gentle. I would love to make love to one.

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

@Visio_Media yeah your welcome clown

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

I'd fuck the shitty arse of a sheep if it was stuck in a fence! #hbstyle

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

mom!!! it happened again, a little help please #hbproblems

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

well it's almost time for alligators to lay there eggs, I can't wait to have some delicious omelets #swamppeople

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

serious question @SwampPeople .... do gators get boners and have sex?

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

So rock me momma like a wagon wheel rock me like ya did to my brother bobby joe and Clem the dog.... Hey momma rock me #perdy

[Cletus @TheRealCletus]

let's hear it folks where do you Draw the line when it comes to relatives? 1st cousin? 2nd cousin?