Andy The Cook

[Fat Forrest @Fat_Forrest_]

Just stopped by GoodWill to pick up some new swim trunks for this school year #professionalattire #thanksmom

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

Getting fucked up at P&L tonight with my boy @Real_JSchu #throwinguptherock #HOVA

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

Dessert tonight: Andys special cake. Ingredients: 1 oz of weed, 3 cups flour, 2 cups sugar & 4 spurts of Andys "special sauce" #enjoyfuckers

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

What a great semester... I finally have a little frat of my own back in the kitchen #somuchtighterthanphipsi #yeahwegetpussy #alot #BFFs

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

If there's one thing you need to know about Andy... It's that I don't give a FUCK #iknowwhatyallarewondering #andyesmeandesthermadelove

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

@jBrown_35 shut up gayboy and do your fucking late lunch duty #ponytail4eva #high #andydontgiveashit #blazinandhazin

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

@Real_JSchu hahaha fuck off shrimp dick.. reason I put newspaper on those tables is cause I'm gonna take a fat ass dump later #fuckphipsi

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

@Real_JSchu you like that grilled exlax and cheese sandwich?? #loosebowels #betterbuysomediapers #iatesometoo #oops #shiteverywhere

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

Grateful Dead is the single greatest band of all time. If you disagree, go fuck yourself. #deadhead4life #ponytail4life #myopinionmatters

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

HAHAHA two deece hazes in one week... Taking a dump in the shower then cashing the AC wow I'm good #andyforPT #sofuckingfunny #ismokeweed

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

Haha get fuct @JeffInman12 .. Welcome to hell week mother fucker #noAC #nomercy #fuckphipsi #andystrikesagain #ponytail4eva

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

Pacquiao is a pussy.. Id beat his ass #dailyschedule #cookboxcookboxripafatbongthenfuckafatbitch #thegoodlife

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

Hey @The_Real_Rash .. Get fucking 90.. U missed lunch duty again

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

Hey @ajblongewicz did I win best cook award? #greeksaregay #imakegoodgyrosthough #ponytail4eva

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

Easters cool man but @What_The_Pfaff is not.. #whattafag #getpfaffed

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

@crabbypattyy ya my favorite book is Harry pothead and the chamber of weed.. #stillwaitingformyletterandmyeighth

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

Thank god for jim Rome.. #Tuneoutthe"fratbros" #morelikefagbros

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

Shout out to all phi psi alumni.. U guys sucked then and u suck now.. #fratsaregay #ipissedinyourmac #ponytail4eva

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

Those gyros are hard to cook when you have been puffin thr magic dragon with @The_Real_Mom all morning #hatefratsfags #fuck@What_The_Pfaff

[Andy The Cook @TheRealCookAndy]

@Spoonan ur boyfriend is fucking cool.. Not to mention he's got a huge dick