Colin Cowherd

A parody account. Specifically a parody of a certain pompus radio host on ESPN Radio. All tweets should be read in his voice and overly dramatic tone. Enjoy.

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

The NBA was BETTER with a condensed schedule! I don't care if wears down the player. The product wa worth it. Switch it to 66 permanently.

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

Sources say 5 years $40 mil! #worthit #hesawinner #KiffinstillgreaterthanGruden

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

I usually don't tweet during show but BREAKING: Sources say Gruden to TN is a done deal. Lock it in.

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

Alright #theherd junkies. Get ready to tie off for your daily fix of the best show on radio. You will not want to miss today's.

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

Gonna go out on a limb and assume you all loved the show today.

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

Great to hear from caller Larry King today. He's a big fan. #notsurprised

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

Hey fans of bad NFL teams that played mediocre week 1. DON'T OVERREACT TO WEEK 1! How many times do I have to say it? It will all even out.

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

Newsflash! I like USC vs Syracuse today. #BarkleyBoner

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

This q&a was a waste. Are you people even listening to the topics? Put down the hot pockets and get out of your mothers basement.

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

Any deemed worthy will be answered on air.

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

Who's ready for the highlight of your day? Aka the herd. Tweet me your questions.

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

Tune in today. @notthefakeSVP and @ryenarussillo join me to get schooled by yours truly on college fball, good radio, likability, etc

[John Andrysiak @JAndrysiak]

Best part of the morning is listening to @TheRealCowherd #Truthtellinbusiness

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

Good show today. Thanks to all the guests, but honestly they should be thanking me. Best in the biz people

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

I wonder how many radios across the country turn off during the break between my show and @SVPshow over/under 67%? 100% of smart listeners.

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

No successful person I know would watch something at 4am "just to see it live." but Colin you don't get it! I get it. Your life sucks...

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

If you HAVE to watch simething at 4am just to see it live then you are a LOSER! DVR it. You're time should be worth more.

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

What would the rest of the podium look like below me with the gold?

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

If there was an Olymipic event for being an amazing radio personality I would win the gold. and be the only event worth watching. Great show

[Colin Cowherd @TheRealCowherd]

Days like today make me miss The gorgeous @MichelleDBeadle like crazy.