Donold Trump

[Donold Trump @TheRealDonold]

Ever notice how Ben Carson never opens his eyes? How does he do brain surgery? Use the force?

[Donold Trump @TheRealDonold]

Have you guys ever heard of the Enrichment Center in Merced, CA? They're so great.

[Donold Trump @TheRealDonold]

I've never seen a skinny person drinking diet coke. Just saying.

[Donold Trump @TheRealDonold]

Anybody else being told what to do? Sigh.

[Donold Trump @TheRealDonold]

Alien overlord just invited me to a party... democrats not invited. HA.

[Donold Trump @TheRealDonold]

Chris Brown will be dropped into an active volcano! YOU'RE FIRED!

[Donold Trump @TheRealDonold]

What do you think America should I drone strike Bieber? You decide... Biebs YOU'RE FIRED!

[Donold Trump @TheRealDonold]

It's so great that Selena Gomez has moved on. JB is low energy and she is doing so much better. #theweekndrules