DirtyDan

Korean born, American made.

[DirtyDan @TheRealDSwan]

Starbucks just wants us to use their cups to play pong with

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@ChavoChasin941 Jim are the the new Chong?

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If I had a dollar for everytime someone thought I was someone else

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When you tell bae how work is going and she cares more about Sam and Nia😄 @SavannahSCraft

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You know they're too young when the drink a beer with two hands

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Someone asked me the other day "Hey Daniel do you swag outside of work? Like wear Tims and sag?" No, I'm not in middle school.

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U fuck every1 in the group, you fuck every1 on the base.

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👀 u kno he got the hookup to the governments weather controller

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Donald trump paid to have the hurricane go through Mexico

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Anyone who says sockless slides are like flip-flops deserved to get beat w a stick

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@flowergarbage Wells Fargo

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What the fuck

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Who strips at their own birthday party

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Hahahahahahah fuckin college snaps

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Buy a motorcycle or buy a motorcycle

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Blasted 99.9% of the time and u don't even know

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Why can't I stop watching Unleashed K9 Broward County hahahahaha

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These shows about teen pregnancies are so fucking stupid.

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When u try and explain how to shotgun a beer to a grandma

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FUCK YOU PUBLIX YOU MADE MY LIFE HELL....but also gave me some dank memories