El Vee

Liberal Democrat. Anti-MAGA. Anti-QAnon.

You know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

The best. R.I.P. Norm.

[Eric Hunley @hunleyeric]

In 1986, a young comedian walked off stage at Yuk Yuk's Comedy Club and vowed never to perform again.

That same year, he was diagnosed with cancer.

His name was Norm Macdonald, and his story would change comedy forever.

Here's what happened:

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

@RonFilipkowski Wow, he'll expand his reach by hundreds.

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

@NormSNLJokes please join Blue Sky.

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

@AdamButler__ I still like

"Yippee! Jerry Rubin has died."

Sorry, I mean

"Yippee Jerry Rubin, has died."

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

@HowieRose I re-watched the Ken Burns Baseball documentary on MLB over Thanksgiving weekend and it refreshed my memory of the end of the reserve clause.

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

@DougWahl1 Wait, Trump lied? Get the F outta here. Trump is the most honest politician ever. lol

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

@NotHoodlum Joe will be in Trump's cabinet by the inauguration.

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

@AbbeyMastracco Hmmm. I don't see you yet. No worries.

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

@AbbeyMastracco Abbey, please join us on Bluesky.

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

@cwebbonline @JoeNBC @Morning_Joe Read up on Okrent’s Law,
“The pursuit of balance can create imbalance because sometimes something is true.”
referring to the phenomenon of the Press providing legitimacy to unsupported fringe viewpoints in an effort to appear even-handed.

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

@theliamnissan I can't think of any other reason.

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

@Copernicus007 @theliamnissan @MinisterSpew What gave it away?

The word Parody in his profile?

"What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan (parody)"

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

Pro tip for the Holiday Season, to all the married men:

The answer to your spouses' question, (one minute before the guests arrive)

"Is that what you're wearing?"

is

"No, of course not. I was just trying this on."

Happy Thanksgiving!

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

@ElvisCostello you need to get on BlueSky.

I unfortunately did not see this until it was too late since I've made the switch.

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

@deesnider Glad to see you got it!

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

@deesnider I reported the fake Dee Snider account to Bluesky moderation. Let's see what happens.

I also followed your @thedeesnider account there as well.

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

@D_Lombardozzi You were great in Reacher, but alas, still killed.

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

"Hello, Police? I'd like to report a crazy woman hanging around the restrooms asking to look at peoples genitals.".

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Nancy Mace looks like she has an Adam’s apple.

Who’s gonna check her lady parts before she goes into a bathroom?

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

@RonFilipkowski "I had excellent meetings with Senators yesterday. I appreciate their thoughtful feedback." - Matt Gaetz

Thoughtful feedback?

Matt Gaetz thinks "Get the fuck out of here, you fucking MAGA pedo" is thoughtful feedback.

[El Vee @TheRealElVee]

@theliamnissan "I had excellent meetings with Senators yesterday. I appreciate their thoughtful feedback." - Matt Gaetz

Thoughtful feedback?

Matt Gaetz thinks "Get the fuck out of here, you fucking MAGA pedo" is thoughtful feedback.