Garrett’s Beard

Don’t tell Johnna I’m on here. She will lock me in the basement and never let me out. Who will drive my nice whip then? #LoveAfterLockup Parody

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@karenlegg71 The Beard don’t like the stripper warden either

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@Overlyattached8 😂😂😂

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@whoisjnicole I can’t find her on any SM.

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@notateenmomfan Wait what?? You have a squatter that just moved in? Wtf?

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@EyebrowsMary @JailSugarMama @James_LoveAfter Nothing says “will you marry me” like a 12 pack of sharpies. #LoveAfterLockup

[Garrett’s Beard @TheRealGarrett2]

@EyebrowsMary @JailSugarMama @James_LoveAfter He should have got you some sharpies also!

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@Rosybud123 @highsteaksgames I found it. Nevermind, I was misspelling her name.

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@Rosybud123 @highsteaksgames I can’t find her. What is her @ name?

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I love yall btw @KailLowry & @LindsieChrisley #VinceWho #JanelleWho #WhyIsAWWEPodcastTalkingAboutTeenMom #KailAndLindsiesPodcastIsMyNew FavPodcast

[Garrett’s Beard @TheRealGarrett2]

.@KailLowry I love yours and @LindsieChrisley podcast. I just have a question. Why is this 57 year old man watching Teen Mom and WTF? He is bragging about it for. #WeirdoMuch #ChristianGuyWhoSaysEffupAsMuchAsISayFuckUp #HesAnIdiot #Loser #TheWayYallHaveToPlugAdsNeedsSomeHelp

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@zennioptical @ZenniOpticalcom Sent!!!

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Has anyone ever used @zennioptical? I need help. DM me if so.

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@VAJ0HNNA @WEtv ***of WE TV. If only Twitter was advanced enough to let us edit. 🤔🙄

[Garrett’s Beard @TheRealGarrett2]

@VAJ0HNNA They are saving you for the better category, “BadAss Bitches if WE TV”. That’s a compliment btw. @WEtv get on it. Johnna needs a spin off. #loveafterlockup

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Thank you @MaryD_WEtv You also!! https://t.co/RhDtNdZABf

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Thank you @James_LoveAfter https://t.co/UJsRs2F67u

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@notateenmomfan You aren’t on the US are you?