Zach

I play drums in bands and slam magic cards.

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

Premodern MUD

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

There are days where I wish the sepsis had just fucking taken me years ago.

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

@SusanElizabeth @LingoUnbound That was the first thing I noticed and then someone pointed out the rings on the person right hand and I lost it.

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

I’m doing absolutely awful, thanks for asking.

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

@RealPokemoki @Jmanwild87 Imagine having to think while you’re playing a strategy game lol

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

@__loam @TronDragon4 @MillThat With a fleshraker and the right hand it’s 23 damage on T1

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

@rhinocoin_ Also car is just busted and Jesus Christ what’s vintage and legacy gonna look like?

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

@rhinocoin_ Why does the ten rings cost 8?

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

@Pieman @MonsterEnergy why aren’t you giving this guy money?

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

Aaron Melnick is the best hardcore guitar player of all time and if you don’t agree fuck you

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

@cory_caster They just need to print it into oblivion tbh.

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

Wish I never sold my Ramones self titled LP.

[𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜 @Know_Bueno]

Kids today will never know that before the internet, we sat down on Sunday nights to watch Bob Saget host TikTok on television

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

SHITTER’S FULL

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

WHO MADE THIS!? I’m dying.

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

I have since made it mono black pox

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

My third deck for premodern but the first of a second archetype. Mono B Pit Rack.

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

@Danidoesmagic The Phyrexians are some of the greatest sci fi villains of all time tbh.

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

HOW DO YOU WRITE SOMETHING AS FUCKING EPIC AS DOPESMOKER AND THEN GO “LMOA HAVE SPACESUIT WILL TRAVEL” LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

I sleep talk and I have successfully cast an Endbringer in my sleep. What have you done?

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

I don’t know shit anymore.

[Zach @TheRealHeavyZee]

@RanchHandWriter @consequence He writes all the White House tweets you see.