Hookface

I was a Sgt. in the army until a grenade took my hands. Now I reside on Nightmare Island. I spend my days killing sexy teens... or so the legend goes.

[Hookface @TheRealHookface]

@GalenPendleton's 1st music video premiere's today. Check out @WhaleandtheWolf's “Domino” https://t.co/dAt4PW1Qn7 @YEGMusicMag

[Hookface @TheRealHookface]

Reject Harper's fear campaign. Fear Hookface instead. Block the "secret police" bill http://t.co/mPQ4WEQqX3 via @leadnowca

[Metro Cinema @themetrocinema]

Metro's AUG/SEP Program guide includes info on our upcoming anniversary weekend! http://t.co/KYQ6Oqrjgl #yeg

[Hookface @TheRealHookface]

I hear rumblings that my 3 bio-pic shorts are being made into a full length film. I'd better see royalties. Papa needs a new set of hooks.

[Hookface @TheRealHookface]

BEHIND YOU!!! "@mike_kendrick: Just docked on Nightmare Island. Where's @TheRealHookface?"

[Hookface @TheRealHookface]

Have your tickets for today's screening of my 3rd biopic? I want to see lots of sexy teens in the audience! #EIFF #NightmareIsland

[Hookface @TheRealHookface]

Have you added #NightmareIsland 3 it to your viewing schedule tomorrow? http://t.co/iHLnXe5m Only $10 for a whole day of local shorts. #EIFF

[Kristi Hansen she/they @Kristicle]

Reading YouTube comments make me want to kill myself... Over and over.

[Hookface @TheRealHookface]

Don't forget to sign up for this year's Murderlake Midnight skinny-dipping contest...All the sexy teens are doing it! #NightmareIsland

[Hookface @TheRealHookface]

You remind me of a teen I've slaughtered... #memories MT "@ScreamQueenB: Are you following @TheRealHookface yet? https://t.co/PnBooKyy"

[Hookface @TheRealHookface]

At @EIFF_dmms learning about new ways to terrorize sexy teens. https://t.co/X84iMeY5 #EIFF12 #nightmareisland

[Hookface @TheRealHookface]

Time for Hookface's Mailbag! Q: Hookface, do you sleep in a cave? A: No, I sleep in a bed. Weirdo.

[Hookface @TheRealHookface]

Need a costume for the #EIFF screening of #NightmareIsland on Sunday. Gotta disguise myself from hoardes of admirers. http://t.co/FJz3Mg6X

[Hookface @TheRealHookface]

I love these fall colours, especially after a kill.. red, dark red...blood red. #nightmareisland

[Hookface @TheRealHookface]

My 3rd Biopic screens at @edmfilmfest this Sunday at 6:30pm. Anyone carpooling from Murderlake? Can I hook a ride? #EIFF #NightmareIsland

[Hookface @TheRealHookface]

These crunchy leaves have been making it harder for me to sneak up on people. Now carrying wind machine to disguise my approach.

[Hookface @TheRealHookface]

@silviayloqueve WHAT? Someone is being me for Halloween this year?! No one can brandish hooks with the same panache as I! No one!

[Hookface @TheRealHookface]

got me some new typin' fingers! I guess dem sexy teens are good for something.

[Hookface @TheRealHookface]

When investigating a noise, why do victims always ask "Who's out there?" Do you really think I'm going to respond?