Jake The Dog

Sup homies! I'm Jake the Dog, @FinnTheRadHuman's bro and adventurin pal. Hey Finn! What time is it? Always ADVENTURE TIME! :D

[Jake The Dog @TheRealJake__]

@ActualFinn Yeah I’ve seen in…best sandwich ever

[Jake The Dog @TheRealJake__]

VICTORY

[Jake The Dog @TheRealJake__]

Yeah…great plan Marcy

[Jake The Dog @TheRealJake__]

Ancient realm, I beg you for your inspiration-yeah it ain’t workin

[Finn The Human @FinnTheRadHuman]

talllllking innnn slllooooowww mmmmmooootttiooonnnn issss aaawwweessommme

[Jake The Dog @TheRealJake__]

Time is a crazy thing ain’t it?

[Jake The Dog @TheRealJake__]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!…CURSE YOU MAGIC MAN!!!!

[Jake The Dog @TheRealJake__]

Bacon~…It’s…the most important

[Jake The Dog @TheRealJake__]

It’s…It’s so beautiful~

[Jake The Dog @TheRealJake__]

Sandwich gods…guide me~

[Jake The Dog @TheRealJake__]

@ActualFinn …I say again…Whatchu talkin bout Finn?

[Jake The Dog @TheRealJake__]

@ActualFinn ….whatchu talkin bout Finn?

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@ActualFinn Not the WHOLE world…just *looks at my follower count* 5,644 people~

[Jake The Dog @TheRealJake__]

Wait hold up…was that a One Direction poster I saw in that room?!

[Jake The Dog @TheRealJake__]

“@ActualFinn: @TheRealJake__ jake stop telling people about how I'm feeling!! >:'(” PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW MAN! KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!

[Jake The Dog @TheRealJake__]

And just when I thought FP was about to get over the whole “destruction” thing >.>

[Jake The Dog @TheRealJake__]

You try giving a speech to a guy that oozes depression. It’s like trying to angry at a cute puppy. I mean

[Jake The Dog @TheRealJake__]

@FairFlareMaiden He’s uh…*rubs the back of my head* hanging in there…>.>

[Jake The Dog @TheRealJake__]

How to watch Uncle Grampa with Jake the Dog: Throw all logic out the window, keep spare brain cells ready in a jar, make your body ready