Jasper Marshall

My name’s Jasper but you can call me J-Dawg and I like Muse he/him

[Jasper Marshall @TheRealJasperM]

Bye bye forever, moving to the nicer app :)

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*on company laptop* how many pees a day is normal

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@sam1barry Just some parsley!

[Sam Barry @sam1barry]

I’ve never seen Hamilton (Gamilton). Sue me

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@sam1barry Very droll. They’d love that on 8 out of 10

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I’m going to be running a BSE themed D&D campaign soon hmu if you want in

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@WoosleyTed Read it and weep

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Thames update: high as fuck boiiiii haha 😜 (my eyes are red not because of any kind of vegetation but in fact because of a lack of sleep)

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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Hahahahaha!

[Sam Barry @sam1barry]

If coffee is a drug then lock me up!!

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@WoosleyTed I did know that’s how we’re referring to ex-pm David Cameron!

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The Jelqing of a Sacred Cock (2017)

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@sam1barry 🤣🤣🤣 she would hate this!!!

[TedWoosley @WoosleyTed]

Her Maj woulda loved having a bump and watching this

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Et tu, (Mr) Beast?

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Linda McCartney really just woke up one morning and said ‘fuck it, mushroom burger’

[Guardian news @guardiannews]

Reform UK under pressure to prove all its candidates were real people https://t.co/ku5twcIo61