Jersey

Likes: Licking, Sleeping, Chasing tail (own), sniffing butt (own and others). Dislikes: The oven, horses, turtles, doorbells, Febreze. IG: @TheRealJerzDog

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Excited to announce I'm now on instagram! Ruff! http://t.co/nhoqEo2gbJ

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Please don't let Vick play! #jerzhatesvick #Jets #pugs

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Hey @Channing_Frye, nice avatar!

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@JessicaBiel Nice meeting you today, Jessica Biel. Thanks for the scratches! And fuck the paparazzi!!🐾

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Hook up ya dawg! Awoooo!! #EsuranceSave30

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Nice three against the Lakers tonight @jameernelson! Woof!

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Reh! RT @rich_levine Kevin Garnett. Cheerios!

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I was drinking cider at the table with my grandma but spit it out bc Phil is the funniest dad on TV!! #mofygiving

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Will be cute for food

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Pugs in the rearview mirror may be hungrier than they appear

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I ate the bones!!

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Nothing like a @Yoghund after a long walk!

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Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the cutest pug of all? http://t.co/UfXmxdQJlJ

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@MichelleDBeadle what about meeee?

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Waiting outside Coffee Bean this morning and @mrkevinconnolly smiled at me! Awoooo!

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Men in Black on TNT right now! Watch me star, wish they would have let it be Frankie, hated playing a boy pug.

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@rich_levine @KristineLeahy yeah!

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Writer's block is a bitch (no pun intended) http://t.co/oktGfK6h

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Luck of the Jersey http://t.co/b0MgEa7y

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RT @rsarver Dog owners: story on @nbcbayarea tonight about chicken jerky treats making dogs sick & even killing them. Tune in for the story