Jono Gates

I'm a man's man and a woman's desire. I like being attractive, looking good, and being a heart throb.

[Jono Gates @TheRealJonoG]

No one ignores my snaps. // RT @GirIFact When people ignore my snap chats http://t.co/19Kzpmk4BJ

[Jono Gates @TheRealJonoG]

Everyone rejoices over the warmer weather... Only because it means I will be without a shirt. #straightflexing #bodofagod

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Pharrell is Happy only because he met me. #realtalk #backinbusiness

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I won't even ask if you missed me. Because I know you did.

[Jono Gates @TheRealJonoG]

You know that song that goes "I'm too sexy for this shirt"? Yeah, I wrote that.

[Jono Gates @TheRealJonoG]

I'm attractive, you're attractive... Did I mention I'm attractive? Let's go out @EmilyShirene.

[Jono Gates @TheRealJonoG]

Hey Ladies. Did you miss me?

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It's your birthday girl.

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Oh look at that. My face is on the cover of What Woman Want.

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They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Well this beholder is living proof beauty isn't subjective. #cantDenyThisFace

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Sometimes I'm scared of my reflection. It's difficult not to be sucked into my dreamy eyes.

[Jono Gates @TheRealJonoG]

As the 6th member of the Gates family I'm often referred to as G6. The song "Like a G6" is actually about someone feeling like they were me.

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I'm like a Genie, I make your wish come true girl.

[Jono Gates @TheRealJonoG]

If I pull an all-nighter, everyone has nightmares. Only when I sleep do people have good dreams. You can call me "Dream Boy".

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Ah! There's a poser on the interwebs. @jonodgates is pretending to be me! What a poser. In no way is he anywhere near as awesome as I am.

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Many people have tried to paint, draw, and sculpt me. Everyone has failed. Apparently only God can create something as attractive as me.

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It's not an easy life being more attractive than everyone else alive. Let me tell you...

[Jono Gates @TheRealJonoG]

Some people think I'm arrogant. But it isn't arrogant if it's true.

[Jono Gates @TheRealJonoG]

Ah Sunday... The day we appreciate God for making me.

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If someone thinks I'm unattractive they're admitted into a psych ward. #savingTheWorld