Jake Wicks

If I was to sum myself up in 3 words, it would probably be: I really can't
#CFC

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Anthony Head, best known for TV roles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Ted Lasso and Little Britain, dies aged 72 https://t.co/obPVwf7MdJ

[CFChris. @EmenaIo]

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[Johnny Minerals @mineralsfc]

#BlueCoOut

[InsensibleCFC @Chels1an]

This is hilarious because it'll say something like "Chelsea did not suffer any VAR mistakes" while Bentancur trying to break Reece James' leg was "checked and cleared by VAR" and Caicedo got sent off vs Arsenal for an identical challenge that Diarra got a yellow for on Colwill

[The Score ⭐️⭐️ WORLD CHAMPIONS @TheScore01]

Respectfully, no one gets to talk about Reece James like that.

Guy has been Chelsea since he was 6 years old and is as much Chelsea as anyone alive.

It really is bottom of the barrel to blame HIM for the mess we’re in.

Captain is more than on the pitch. Listen to how his teammates talk about him. He took a pay cut to stay at Chelsea when he could go anywhere. He is proper Chels.

Just because he’s not like JT doesn’t mean he isn’t a leader.

Levi should be vice captain & Captain when Reece is not playing, yes.

But stripping Reece of the captaincy? Respectfully, just no.

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Time to end private equity. Visionless, talentless vultures.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

11 red cards in all competitions 😬🟥

Chelsea have broken their own record... and they've also earned twice as many dismissals as the next highest club in the Premier League.

[César Azpilicueta @CesarAzpi]

Dear football,

Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life.

Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career.

When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way.

To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍

All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents.

Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game.

The Special One is back.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔴⚪️ River Plate have reached 105 consecutive sold-out matches, with more than 85.000 fans in attendance at the Mâs Monumental.

This was the team’s reception at the latest Superclásico against Boca Juniors. ⤵️🎥

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect.

It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌

[Coventry City @Coventry_City]

Frank Lampard, Champion.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Enzo Fernández will be left OUT of next two games by Chelsea after his recent quotes on future, Madrid and more.

“Enzo will NOT play tomorrow and against Man City. I have no bad words for him but a line was crossed and we had to SANCTION Enzo”, says Liam Rosenior.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Musketeer d'Artagnan's remains believed found under Dutch church https://t.co/aFBwz39x1I

[Johnny Minerals @mineralsfc]

How about BlueCo review Tout Boehly’s vived seats and Ticketmasters software owned by Clearlake instead of exiling the loyal Chels and rigging the distribution of tickets all for a pound note after blowing 2bn of debt on dross. Win lose draw BlueCo Out.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Driving performance through innovation.

IFS joins Chelsea FC as our new Principal Partner, bringing Industrial AI technology to elevate every level of the Club. 📈

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Club statement: Enzo Maresca.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Chelsea and Enzo Maresca agree to part company with immediate effect. It’s OVER.

Official statement to follow but all done after tension growing last 24/48h.

Chelsea will now start working on new manager appointment. 🔵🔜

[Paul Canoville @thecannersway]

🎂 Happy Birthday to our captain, Reece James!

💙 One of our own... So amazing to see an academy player come through and become club captain.

🙌 Wishing you and your family all the best @ReeceJames

#chelseafc #kingcanners #reecejames